Sunday, July 27, 2014

SHHH!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!

My dog is an undocumented alien.  I just knew I should have insisted on papers... 

Saturday, July 26, 2014

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN

The real reason Obama is on the road so much. 

Friday, July 25, 2014

Thursday, July 24, 2014

BLINDERS

What is necessary for you to wear if you are going to work in Washington, D.C. 

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

SIMPLE LOGIC 101


Just a post to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with E-mails concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
 
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems on my own.  My response solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.  

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.  
 

Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

HUH?

If God didn't intend for people to lie, why did He create politicians? 

Monday, July 21, 2014

LET'S PLAY "CLUE"

All of the evidence regarding the destruction of the Malaysian jetliner is being removed.  Why is it being removed?  Probably because it contains important clues to who is to Putin's involvement in the plane being shot down.   

All of the emails pertaining to the I.R.S. targeting scandal have "disappeared."  Why?  Could it have anything to do with Obama's involvement? 

Are both Putin and Obama members of the same political party? 

Sunday, July 20, 2014

12 B.C.

The last time Obama was on time for a scheduled press conference or Presidential address. 

Saturday, July 19, 2014

DEAR LOIS

I hate to tell you this, but I'm the only guy who uses this computer and I have important emails saved back to 2003.  I also have them backed up in two places.  I also don't have anything in them to hide. 

... A Concerned Taxpayer

Friday, July 18, 2014

HERE'S A NEW GOVERNMENT GRANT YOU'LL LOVE

The Department of State is soliciting proposals for..."Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights and Labor Democracy, Human Rights, and Rule of Law in Iraq" grant.  There's nothing like spending $2 million on promoting tolerance and and reconciliation, is there?  Will I.S.I.S. apply for it?