A.P.

Out from underneath Obama's thumb? 

NEW HIGH-MILEAGE VEHICLE

It's called a bicycle. 

I.R.S.

Your friendly, neighborhood community service agency. 

PRINCE HARRY

Now has clothes. 

WHY CARTER LIKES OBAMA

Obama makes even Carter look good. 

CONGRESSIONAL HEARING

Non-existent, since they never listen to a word we citizens have to say. 

HUCKSTER

A seller of shoddy goods, i.e.: Obama, Pelosi, Reid and ObamaCare. 

ALIEN BEING

Anyone from Pocatello, Idaho. 

QUACK, QUACK

Lame duck President. 

COVER UP

What you do to roast duck under glass.