Monday, May 25, 2015

IN THE POOR HOUSE

The Clintons are scrambling like crazy to make every dime they can before they have to take a drastic cut in pay at the White House.  Come on, be a sport and send them $100 today. 

Sunday, May 24, 2015

OBAMA'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Would someone PLEASE, grab it off the White House mantel and stick it up his posterior? 

Saturday, May 23, 2015

"SLIGHT SETBACK"

Somehow, I think the residents of Ramadi have a different description of it.   

Friday, May 22, 2015

HANDY WITH A MACHETE?

You, too could get a job with in Saudi Arabian as an official Aexecutioner for those convicted of violating Shaia law.  Talent and experience a plus.  Degree in surgery preferred, but not required.  Gay blades need not apply.  Apply through Monster.com. 

Thursday, May 21, 2015

ABOUT THAT BIKER RUMBLE IN WACO

I wonder if they were all wearing their helmets? 

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

ONE BENEFIT OF DROUGHT

Think of all of the skeletons chained to concrete blocks they'll find at the bottoms of empty reservoirs. 

Sunday, May 17, 2015

ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR

The I.R.S. says it knows it needs to stop targeting conservative groups. 

Saturday, May 16, 2015

THE CONFERENCE OF THREE KINGS

So, two kings from the Middle East met with Obama at Camp David the other day....