Thursday, October 30, 2014
Obama moved back to Kenya Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. However, the next day when the farmer drove up he said," Sorry son, but I have some bad news. . . the donkey died!"
Obama replied, "Well then, just give me my money back". The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already". Well then", said Obama, "just bring me the dead donkey".
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead donkey"?
"Raffle him off" said Obama
The farmer replied "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!".
"Sure I can - just watch me" said Obama. "I just won't tell anyone he's dead".
A month later the farmer met up with Obama and asked, "What ever happened with that dead donkey?"
Obama said, "I raffled him off just like I said I would. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a ticket and made a profit of $898.
The farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?".
"Just the guy who won", Obama said, "so I gave him back his $2."