Friday, March 06, 2015

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Word has it that Benjamin Netanyahu was able to fly out of the country with his skin intact. 

Thursday, March 05, 2015

NEW NATIONA MONUMENT

A South Dakota Native American Tribe is rumored to be planning to carve a monument near the Crazy Horse Monument in honor of President Obama.  They wish to maintain the Native American theme and have, therefore, decided to call it the "Sitting Bullshit Monument." 

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

DIRTY, ROTTEN, LOW DOWN...

Wow, the Obamazombies sure jumped on Netanyahu's speech didn't they?  I'll bet Netanyahu wishes he could take back all of those nice things he said about them. 

Saturday, February 28, 2015

LEONARD NIMOY

Give my regards to Scotty. 

Friday, February 27, 2015

THE LIST OF TELEVISION SHOWS BEING CANCELLED

Unfortunate;y does not include presidential press conferences. 

Thursday, February 26, 2015

OBAMA'S TWO GREATEST FEARS

(1) Standing up for America and (2) backing up his words with actions. 

(That's my racist remark for the day. )

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

HOW TO QUICKLY DEFEAT I.S.I.S.; NO BOOTS

Send in the IRS, DOJ, NSA and EPA.  I.S.I.S. will dry up and blow away within the hour.