American Citizen and damned proud of it.
Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves.
I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally.
After having been married twice, I decided that having two small dogs who bark incessantly was preferable.
Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.