Thursday, October 30, 2014

OBAMA IN ACTION


Obama moved back to Kenya Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.  The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.  However, the next day when the farmer drove up he said," Sorry son, but I have some bad news. . . the donkey died!"
  
Obama replied, "Well then, just give me my money back".  The farmer said, "Can't do that.  I went and spent it already".  Well then", said Obama, "just bring me the dead donkey".  
  
  The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead donkey"?    
  
  "Raffle him off" said Obama
  
  The farmer replied "You can't  raffle off a dead donkey!".  
  
  "Sure I can - just watch me" said Obama.  "I just won't tell anyone he's dead".
  
  A month later the farmer met up with Obama and asked, "What ever happened with that dead donkey?"
  
  Obama said, "I raffled him off just like I said I would.  I sold 500 tickets at $2 a ticket and made a profit of $898.
  
  The farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?".
  
  "Just the guy who won", Obama said, "so I gave him back his $2."

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Monday, October 27, 2014

Sunday, October 26, 2014

THE REAL J.V. TEAM


Obama and the Red Hots

Saturday, October 25, 2014

FASTEST ANIMAL ON EARTH

A Democratic political candidate running from an Obama endorsement. 

Friday, October 24, 2014

WORLD SERIES

There was talk of having a World Series of Politics, but they couldn't find any team to qualify. 

Thursday, October 23, 2014

WORDS NO DEMOCRAT WANTS TO HEAR

“The bottom line is, though, these are all folks who vote with me. They have supported my agenda in Congress,” said President Barack Hussein Obama. 

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

STAMPEDE

Getting up and waking out during an Obama speech.  Maybe, just maybe, Americans are finally opening their eyes and ears. 

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

EBOLA CZAR

Why didn't they pick Hillary?  She did a pretty good job of handling the Benghazi thing...