Profiling

I wonder how many of those guys who seized the Brits were muslims of Eastern descent?

Zing!

Wave the White Flag! The Terrorists Win!

Surrender, surrender, surrender. Show your true American guts. Surrender!

And you think the French are bad?

Peeee yew and a Zing to you!

Finally, An End to Illegal Immigration?

It seems to me that, after you jail all of the Border Patrol members, illegal immigration will no longer be an issue.

ZING!