Finding Illegal Aliens

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Lindsey or Paris? Who do I MOST want to spend the night with?

Oh? You have to spend the night in jail?

ZING!

Stupid George

You just simply don't pardon anyone until your last day in office.

Right Bill?

ZING!

HILLARY WINS!

Any American who thinks for one second that Hillary Clinton will not be the next President of the United States has not studied the political history of southern governorships. And that includes you, Obama.

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