SUPPORT THE TRUCKERS!

Stay home on the 5th!
Don't go to work.
Don't go shopping.

TRUCKERS IN WASHINGTON: They've Got The Right Idea

They're driving slow through the Capitol, vowing to just not show up nationwide next Monday if Congress doesn't do something about the rising cost of fuel. I say, if it comes to them walking of their trucking routes on May 5th to get the point across, we should get behind them and ALL stay home on the 5th.

Sorry To Tell You, But We're Outnumbered

The plain simple fact of the matter is that the total of registered blacks and Mixicans, (Mexicans plus Mexican mixes), in this country is way, way beyond the total of everyone else.

The election is coming up. Hope you like salsa on your watermelon........

Syrian Nuclear Reactor

Who will we blame? Syria? Korea? UN?

Or, will we blame Israel for doing something about it?

Rather than dancing through the politics surrounding the issue, rationalizing what is politically correct and what isn't, pointing fingers at those even remotely responsible... Why don't we just have sex?

Someone is going to get screwed, anyway.

Three Party System?

Wouldn't it be something if we ended up with a BLACK Democratic Party and a WHITE Democratic Party?

Democratic Race

Race? The race card?

Well, politically incorrect or not, things have changed. After Pennsylvania, you can expect some magical shenanigans from the Clintons and I have to honestly say that I now consider Obama to be the dark horse candidate.

Whatever Happened To Good Old What's His Face?

You know? Uhhh...... David.... No, I got it!

What ever happened to Donald Rumsfeld?

Oh. The Phoenix Lights got him? Colin Powell, too?

Wow!

Mysterious Lights Reappear Over Phoenix

Price of booze goes up.

Political Question Of The Day

Has a sitting President ever drawn Social Security while in office?

You Can Relax Now

The Pope has just ducked out the back door.

Doesn't Jimmy Look So Sweet?

Sitting there with his famous Carter grin, giving photo ops for the world while he gets into bed with Hamas, one has to hope that he'll just stay there.

Cardinals

Up until now, I thought they were a sports team.

Coincidence

Was it planned, or was it coincidence that the Pope showed up on income tax day?

Welcome, Mr. Pope

While you're visiting, would you mind straightening out our politicians, entertainers, gays, bankers, lawyers, educators, atheists, agnostics and judges?

Thanks.

OUTRAGED!

FOX News reports that San Jose State University has banned on-campus blood drives. The reason? The gay community says that an FDA Regulation preventing gays from donating blood is discriminatory and a violation of gay rights. Never mind that you and I might end up getting the HIV Aids Virus in a blood transfusion, San Jose State has elected to side with the gay community and to ban blood drives until the Feds withdraw their ban.

San Jose State University should be closed down.

Where Do They Stand On Polygamy

Silence, except for McCain who passed the buck in 2006.

So, I guess, maybe they sit?

For Three Days, They've Been Talking About College Kids Going To A Brothel

In my day, it didn't take anywhere near that long.

Carter To Barter?

Jimmy boy is going to go and barter with Hamas?

Mind if I ask who is paying for the trip?

Mind if I ask, if he gets taken hostage who is going to bail him out?

Mind if I ask if Jessie Jackson is going along?

Mind if I ask what airline he is flying?

Now, the real question is this: I do believe that American travel there is prohibited, meaning Carter has to be going in some official capacity, with some official agenda. So, what's the skinny?

I Have Decided To Run For Public Office

Cumberland County Commissioner in Pennsylvania has admitted video taping his 100 + sex acts with prostitutes. Obvious, being in government is where all of the sex action is, so I'm going to seek office as a member of the Hedonist Party.

Vroooom! Vroooom!

Olympic Torch Burns Newsom

If they couldn't protect it, why'd they agree to allow it through San Francisco in the first place? Maybe they should have used Berkeley; I'm sure the Marines would have been glad to protect it.

Clinton Rumor Proven Untrue

Contrary to rumors circulating in political circles, there is no truth to the story that Hillary Clinton will receive a Medal of Honor for being under fire in Bosnia.

Vice Presidential Candidates

Let's see, who might they pick?

Hillary Clinton - Bill Clinton
Barack Obama - Rev. Jeremiah Wright
John McCain - Joe Lieberman

Oh, this is just sooooo exciting, I could just s--t!

Hillary Caught In Another Lie?

Nawwww. You gotta be outa your mind. Not Hillary!

Polygamist Cult In Texas Cleaned Up

Vote Warren Jeffs for Governor of New York!

If All American Families Would Plant Just One Tree Today...

Not only would we improve the environment, add shade and reduce "global warming," but my uncle in the nursery business would be rich.

Another Viable Presidential Candidate About To Enter The Scene?

One black
One woman
One old fart
Why not a pregnant man?
That way, we'll have the majority of the major issues covered.
Now, if we could only find one of those alien beings from a UFO.....

Where are the Ringling Brothers these days?

RELEASE ALL JAILBIRDS!

Close the prisons!
Close the schools!
We're running out of money for pork!

JANET RENO???? For Vice President???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

Thank God it's April Fools Day......