Friday, May 30, 2008

Going Around The Internet...

A taxpayer voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

CRACKER JACK BOX

It occurs to me that we might look in one for a decent Presidential candidate.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Madame, The Problem With This Presidential Election...

Is that there STILL is no one running who I wish to vote for.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

HONOR THY FOREFATHERS

God bless those who fought and died for our country
God give us the sense of purpose and resolve to do the same
It is their memory, purpose and resolve
To which we owe our lives and the lives of our children.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

McCAIN VEEP RETREAT

McCain is inviting some potential VP candidates to a Memorial Day barbecue retreat at his Sedona, Arizona compound. No doubt, he'll feature his famous Costco beef ribs.

I wonder how much gas they're going to burn over that? I get heartburn just thinking about it. Thank God I wasn't invited....

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Hillary Should Be Candidate

If she had the popular votes she is entitled to have from Florida and Michigan, she'd beat Obama.

Meanwhile, back to Gore. He should have been President in 2001, and 9/11 would never have happened, we would not be in Afghanistan or Iraq, and the temperature would be 12 degrees cooler this summer. Of course, Hillary would also be Vice President and ready to take over in 2009, and this Obama irritation wouldn't be here to deal with any way.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

WHAT HAPPENS IF HILLARY LOSES?

You don't think she'd run for VP with McCain, do you? Hmmmmm?

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

McGOVERN IS GOING TO BACK OBAMA?

Isn't THAT just the cat's meow!

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

GAS TAX SAVINGS A FARCE: Here's The Fact

You're going to save a whopping 18 cents per gallon at the pump?

If gas is selling at $3.75 a gallon, what does that mean?

It means you're saving 5.76 ounces per gallon, or 34.5 teaspoons. Or, if you take an 8 ounce coffee cup and fill it not quite 2/3 full.... well, you get the picture.

You can figure how how much farther you can drive your car for that 18 cents, but by the time you do the math, the price of gas will be $4.00 a gallon.

Monday, May 05, 2008

GAS PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

Just substitute all of the hot air in Washington for gas at the pump and we'll have enough fuel to last forever!!!

Saturday, May 03, 2008

FUEL GOUGED AMERICANS: You Have No Rights!

Welcome to the U.S.S.R. (United States Socialist Republic)

Friday, May 02, 2008

GITMO TERRORIST PRISONERS: We Have Rights!

Oh boy! More people with rights that trump ours.......

Thursday, May 01, 2008