DID BARNEY FRANKFARTER LIVE IN LANE COUNTY?

BARNEY FRANKFARTER GETS A LITTLE BEHIND

PREDICTION: Harry Reid Will Win Re-Election in 2010

Nevada's citizens want to keep him out of the state.

TAX QUESTION FOR THE PRESIDENT

Given your propensity for taxing, taxing, and taxing the American public and its posterity ad infinitum to support your spending, spending and spending,

What are you going to do when THAT money runs out?

OBAMA SEEKS HOLLYWOOD STATUS

He's spending more time on camera than Batman and Robin combined.

IS DOLLY PARTON GAY?

ENTERTAINMENT ONLINE is posing the question. Here is the answer:

Ask Barney Frankfarter.

THE POT CALLS THE KETTLE BLACK

Barney Frankfarter calls Justice Scalia a "homophobe?"

OBAMA: THE GREAT ENTERTAINER

When the bags and their tags arrive in Washington, do you suppose Obama will get on his jet plane and fly to Hollywood to be on The Cooking Channel?

THE ZINGER ON DEATH

As you go through life, avoid making friends. Make as many enemies as you can. That way, when someone you know passes, you have joy instead of grief.

PRINCESS NANCY: "FLY ME TO THE MOON"

Nancy Pelosi's private air force is making the news these days. We hear that she's just plain sick and tired of riding her broom everywhere.

SAYANORA, MS. RICHARDSON

NATASHA RICHARDSON
1963 ~ 2009

THREE STOOGIES FIXING THE NATIONAL ECONOMY: Our Government In Action

PRINCESS NANCY HAS A GIFT FOR YOU ON SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

THE A.I.G. MESS, CITIBANK, ETC, ETC ALL PROVE ONE THING: When It Comes To Congress,

The lunatics are in charge of the asylum.

MAJOR NATIONAL COMPANIES IN THE HURTS

ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST:

Station Casinos, a major player in Vegas and on Indian Reservations - 14,000 employees in Nevada alone

Rite-Aid - needs major first aid for 100,000 employees

Claire's Stores for teenagers, 18,000 employees about to lose their shirts?

Chrysler - 55,000 employees may be getting out of Dodge

Dollar & Thrifty Rental Cars - 17,000 employees about to take their last ride?

Realogy Corporation - Major national real estate company - 13,000 employees not associated with ACORN

Loehmann's Capital - 1,500 clothing employees no longer dressed to kill

Sbarro - 5,500 crusty employees about to kiss their pepperoni good-bye?

Six Flags - 30,000 employees being taken for a ride they don't want

Blockbuster - 60,000 employees in the tubes?

Krispy Kreme - A national treasure with 4,000 employees going in the hole

Landry's Restaurants - 17,000 employees getting their palates taken to the cleaners

Sirius Satellite Radio - 1,000 employees may be going into another orbit soon

Trump Entertainment - 15,000 employees who may be hearing, "You're fired!"

Bearing Point - 15,000 consultants who may not be able to consult themselves out of this mess.

IF YOU'RE MAD AT MADOFF

You really should be pissed off at Congress and Obama. Madoff only stole from a few, Congress and Obama are getting us all.

TENNESSEE HOT AIR?

I would surmise that the weather this year has let all of the hot air out of Al Gore's Global Warming tires. Maybe he should go invent another Internet?

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAN KEEP THEIR JOBS

Lawful American citizens must sashay aside.

WHY THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA WILL WIN

They have leadership.

We, on other the other hand, are saddled with idiots and illegal aliens.

THE REAL REASON WHY CHINA IS SO CLOSE TO OUR SHIPS

They're checking out the collateral for their loans.

THE WAY THEY CONTINUE SPENDING OUR MONEY

The more obvious it becomes that they are not going to stop it until we throw them out.

CONGRESS RUSHING TO PASS OMNIBUS SPENDING BILL

A NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY IN THE MAKING?

American Irishmen are considering naming one of their own, Barack O'Bama, to Sainthood and creating a national holiday in his name to be known as "Saint Barack's Day" in honor of his leading all of the nation's rats into Washington.

WHY YOU CAN NO LONGER POST THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ON A GOVERNMENT BUILDING

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians....It creates a hostile work environment.

NO NEED TO CLING TO YOUR GUNS OR RELIGION

Obama, Reid and Pelosi will take care of you.

Trust me.

"WE ARE HERE AMIDST BROAD PUBLIC ANGER"

"Pity the bankers who must prostrate themselves before politicians, but reserve some compassion for the U.S. and Britain as they drive talent away from the institutions that so desperately need it."


Stephen Marche, Weekend Post Published: Saturday, February 14, 2009
Canada's NATIONAL POST

http://www.nationalpost.com/story.html?id=1288844

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!

The take-over of CitiBank is just the tip of the iceberg. Obama is just getting warmed up.... Just wait until an FBI agent sells you your next box of ammo.

WHO IS THE BEST PERSON TO LEAD THE G.O.P.?

There IS no G.O.P.!!!

OBAMA AND MOUNT RUSHMORE?

He wants HIS face up there? Nahh, there's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor. There's no truth to the rumor.

PAUL HARVEY SAYS "GOOD DAY" FOR THE LAST TIME

An icon of American media information services for over 50 years, Paul Harvey has died. His wit, sarcasm, and truth stood out as a last bastion of Americana in the cesspool of modern-day journalism and news reporting.

NEW CANDIDATE FOR BEING IN CHARGE OF FEDERAL BUDGET?