Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW FROM THE CIA

Now that Holder is going after the CIA, maybe they'll return the favor and let us in on a few of Obama's secrets.


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Saturday, August 29, 2009

HOPEFULLY, THE PROPOSED HEALTH CARE PLAN IS ALSO DEAD

Now, let's work together to build upon Kennedy's mistakes and to create a newer and better plan... One that retains the quality of service and improves life for all Americans, as opposed to the Great American Tragedy that Obama would force upon us.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

END OF A DYNASTY

So long, Mr. Kennedy. Give our fondest regards to Mary Jo.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

HOW TO SOLVE THE NATIONAL DEBT CRISIS

Who creates and authorizes the national debt?

Congress.

How do you stop the national debt?

Fire Congress.


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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

IF OBAMA SINKS ANY LOWER IN THE POLLS...

He's going to need a parachute to get off the dime.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE IN ACTION: V.A. Snafu

An embarrassed Veteran's Administration is running for cover after misdiagnosing about 1,200 vets as having Lou Gehrig's Disease. If I remember correctly, they are a "single-payer" system?

NOT SO SWEET MEMORIES

The one fart everyone remembers in life is the first one they let out on a date.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

TRAGEDIAN TRIAD

If Obama, Reid and Pelosi had been around in their jobs 60 years ago, they'd have all been thrown into the dungeon by the McCarthy Committee.


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Sunday, August 23, 2009

OLIGARCHY

Name of new Washington social club started by The Messiah, Princess "The Broom" Nancy and Prince "Mr. Clean" Harry


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Saturday, August 22, 2009

WHEN TED KENNEDY DIES

Do you suppose they'll rename it the "Ted Kennedy Government-Run Health Care Plan" and ramrod it through Congress "in his honor?"

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Friday, August 21, 2009

LOCKERBIE RELEASE UPROAR IS HYPOCRITICAL

Most of the guys in Gitmo are directly or indirectly responsible for killing 3,000 Americans. The guy in Lockerbie only killed 271, most of which were Americans. Yet, we want to bring the Gitmo gang stateside where they can avail themselves of our legal system, get tried before some whacko Judge, given credit for "time served," and sent home to THEIR hero welcomes?

What are you, some kind of a nutcase?

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

DID YOU GET YOUR WHITE HOUSE EMAIL?

If you are not on the email list of "enemies," you're missing out on the biggest social networking event of the century!

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

DRASTIC REDUCTION IN AVAILABILITY OF SWINE FLU VACCINE

The Department of Health and Human Services says that it "over-estimated" the number of swine flu shots that would be available starting next month. Their estimate was 120 million. Now, they're saying 45 million. They need 600 million.

ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LET THESE LAME-BRAINED IDIOTS RUN OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM?

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Monday, August 17, 2009

HAVE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, NOTICED?

The more you water and fertilize, the faster things grow?

Maybe we should quit watering and fertilizing Washington....


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Sunday, August 16, 2009

HOW HARRY REID CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR...

And call the rest of the country "Evil-Mongers,"
I will never know.


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Saturday, August 15, 2009

DOESN'T IT JUST BUG THE CRAP OUT OF YOU?

Sarah Palin is not going away.

Get used to a breath of fresh air.


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Friday, August 14, 2009

GOOD IDEA, BARRACKS

Why don't YOU shut up and get out of the way?

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

CASH FOR CLUNKERS? A BETTER DEAL?

Why can't we trade in our old wives for new, more efficient models and make $4,500 in the process?

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

CALLING ALL SWASTIKA-CARRYING MOBSTERS

Don't forget to re-elect Pelosi in the 2010 elections!

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Monday, August 10, 2009

SPINNING WHEEL

Is working overtime at the White House. Obama must be getting dizzy with all of his spinning.

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Sunday, August 09, 2009

NO WONDER PELOSI HAS BAGS UNDER HER EYES

With all of the ugly things she says, how can she sleep at night?
Quick! Grab your swastika and go join the mob!


Saturday, August 08, 2009

HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON THE WALL

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And all of the Messiah's horses and all of the Messiah's men,
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again...
Because he was on the new Government Health Plan.

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Thursday, August 06, 2009

IS THIS THE BAD PRESS OBAMA'S PISSING AND MOANING ABOUT?

http://la-gun.com/email/manning/

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NORTH KOREANS SEND TWO PANDAS TO U.S.

Lee and Ling landed today!

Oh, the Pandas were Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing and sent to Nixon by the Chinese? Lee and Ling are not Pandas?

Guess I'd better quit drinking scotch.

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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

BARNEY FRANKFARTER IS FOR IT

He says the new government health plan is terrific. Given his track record in the House Finance Oversight Committee, that means it's going to be another clusterf**k with our money.

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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

THAT BARRACK IS SUCH A SMOOOOOTH TALKER

Sometimes, he reminds me of the fuhrer.


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Monday, August 03, 2009

BERNANKE AND GEITHNER

B.A.G. for short.

(Bag....let's see... bag men.... bagmen. Remember in the movie, "THE GODFATHER....." Oh, never mind. I must have had too much beer at the Round Table the other day.....)

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Sunday, August 02, 2009

RECESSION IS OVER!!!

The recovery is complete, according to NEWSWEEK.

(Tell that to the people in the unemployment lines. Better yet, tell that to the Chinese, who are about ready to yank our credit privileges.)

HOORAY!!!
The recession is OVER!!!!! OVER!!! OVER!!!

(The REALLY Great Depression starts tomorrow...)

http://js.polls.yahoo.com/quiz/quiziframe.php?poll_id=46067

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Saturday, August 01, 2009