BACK TO PLAYING AN OLD GAME

Chinese Checkers. 

REPUBLICANS BLEW THEIR TOP

They spent $1,964 at a Hollywood topless club last month. 

OBAMA FLIES THE COOP!

Cheeez... If only he'd taken Hillary with him, they might've gotten strafed by anti-aircraft guns and rockets while they were landing! 

(Did she ever explain that fib?)

NOSE JOB

With Obama's appointment of 15 high-ranking administration officials being made the instant Congress adjourned for recess, and with at least one of those appointees being under attack by both Republicans and Democrats, it appears that a defiant Obama is really rubbing their noses in it. 

FROM THE ASHES OF OPPRESSION

SHALL RISE THE EAGLE OF DEMOCRACY!

DON'T BOTHER HIM...HE'S BUSY

LEFTOVER TARP AND ERA MONEY

Is it true that they've been using it to artificially prop up the stock market? 

ABOUT THE DRUG ISSUE

They’re going to have to nationalize some pharmaceutical companies to keep expenses down. Government-issued medication will be the next shoe to drop.

NOW THAT OBAMA HAS WIPED OUR NOSES IN IT

Just think... In  few years, we'll be subjects instead of citizens. 

HELP WANTED

Will someone please place a dead fish in the back of each Congressional limo? 

TODAY WE WILL FIND OUT WHICH POLITICIANS ARE AMERICANS

and who isn't. 

IF THIS IS A DONE DEAL...

Then why does Obama have to bang heads in the House today?

ONE THING YOU DEFINITELY WON'T FIND IN WASHINGTON

An honest day's work. 

HOW TO TELL WHEN PELOSI'S LYING

When she starts pointing her finger, glaring and stuttering...

PETERED OUT

Peter Graves came and went. 

Thanks for the entertainment. 

SAINT PATRICKS DAY SURPRISE

Barack O'Bama is not Irish. 

JUMPING INTO A TOYOTA THESE DAYS....

Is akin to being a senior citizen looking at the new health care plan.  It's a wreck waiting to happen. 

DOESN'T IT DELIGHT YOU TO KNOW...

You're going to be paying for your health insurance and out of pocket costs for the next four years PLUS you're going to be paying higher taxes PLUS you're going to be paying for a health plan that doesn't come into effect for another four years PLUS you're going to have to listen to Nancy, Harry and Barack chirping gleefully about it the whole damned time? 

IF YOU DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE...

Pelosi is sending you to jail.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUkzV8h3Wp0&NR=1

SOLUTION TO THE CORRUPTION

I vote we defund the positions of President, Speaker of the House, and Senate Majority Leader.  

Post haste.

(Heck, that'll save us tons of money.)

THE THREE STOOGES RUN AMUCK

PELOSI ADMITS IGNORANCE

Nancy Pelosi says they have to pass the Health Care Plan so she can find out what's in it. 

RABID DINOSAUR FOUND NEAR SEARCHLIGHT, NV

CORRUPTION IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

Naaaaww..... You've gotta be joshin' me.   

RUMOR MILL

There's absolutely no truth to the rumor that Nancy Pelosi is being nominated to receive next year's Nobel Prize for Peace.  (At least, I don't think so.)

WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?

No government run health care plan...

JOBS RUMOR UNTRUE

There's no truth to the rumor that New York Governor David Paterson is switching jobs with Congressman Charles Rangel...

WILL NANCY DO IT AGAIN?

Will she again shut off the House switchboard and Internet so that we can't contact our representatives? 

EARTH'S AXIS MAY HAVE SHIFTED?

Scientists say the earthquake in Chile may have shifted the earth's axis.  Do you suppose that would explain why Barack Obama is off his beam? 

WISHFUL THINKING

It's too bad that Barack Obama's father didn't know how to use condoms. 

NEW SHOW TO SAVE NBC?

RUMOR HAS IT:

NBC, in a desperate attempt to reverse its slumping ratings, is thinking about a new show to fill the 10:00 PM time period vacated by Jay Leno in his move back to the late slot.  The program would feature a nightly recap of events in Washington from an insider's view, including the latest in ethics violations, sexual escapades, corruption, and back-room deals, with guest appearances from such stalwarts as Charles Dodd, Barney Frank and Charles Rangel.  The show will be hosted by and known as "THE BARRY, HARRY AND NANCY COMEDY HOUR." (Just what we need, more face time with Obama.)

OUR GOVERNMENT DOES NOT NEED TO GROW...

It needs to GROW UP.