THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR ABOUT CLINT EASTWOOD

He's not going to star in a new movie about former Senator Harry Reid to be called "DIRTY HARRY."

INEFFECTIVE & DANGEROUS

President Barack Hussein Obama. 

HE'S LEFT THE COUNTRY AGAIN

Obama's off to his favorite G Spot. 

AMNESTY FOR THE ILLEGALS!!!

Obama doesn't have his green card!

THE GREAT THING ABOUT OBAMA IS...

Everytime you think the guy has just done the dumbest thing on the face of the earth.... He outdoes himself again. 

HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST ONE ABOUT AL GORE?

He invented the massage.

OBAMA TO MC CHRYSTAL

Bye bye, now. 

DUDLEY DO-RIGHT RIDES AGAIN!

Bullwinkle headed back to London to go yachting.     

MC CHRYSTAL PUTS FOOT IN PRESIDENT'S MOUTH

Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall when they meet Wednesday? 

I DROPPED IN TO NANCY'S NEW OFFICE THE OTHER DAY

There's no truth to the rumor that it smells like a French Whore House.  Italian maybe, but not French.

OIL LEAK: Two Step Solution

1. Plug the damned leak.

2. Keep the damned politicians out of it. 

BP WINS COVETED AWARD

They got a Tony. 

FLOGGING BP IN A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING...

IS LIKE THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK. 

ALVIN GREENE

FOR PRESIDENT. 

PELOSI'S NEW FEDERALLY-FUNDED DIGS

Is there any truth to the rumor that Pelosi's new San Francisco office has a gold-plated marble commode and bidet in it?  At a cost to taxpayers of almost $19,000 a month, I surely would hope it does. 

OBAMA FOUND THOUSANDS OF FRIENDS IN GULF

It's the birds; they keep yelling his name over and over again, "Barrrack!  Barrrack!"

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

Is there anybody in the country who is still paying any attention to what Obama has to say? 

SOMETIMES I THINK THE COUNTRY WOULD BE BETTER OFF

If Lady Gaaaa Gaaaa were President. 

PRESIDENT URGES PEOPLE TO GO INTO SMALL BUSINESS

Support mandatory health care. 

ILLEGAL AMNESTY IDEA

Send the illegals to the Gulf.  For every 10 lbs of tarballs they collect, they get to stay here another year. 

CASE CLOSED: It's in the Math

If 63% of the drivers in Arizona have no license, and if 97% of those without a license are illegals from Mexico then, if you pull over a driver in Arizona and ask to see his license after he just ran over six citizens, you are guilty of racial profiling.  Guilty, guilty, guilty.

IT'S OVER! NOW WE KNOW...

Who's going to be taking Harry Reid's job in November.  

TODAY'S A PRIMARY ELECTION DAY

ANYONE CAN BECOME ANYTHING IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY

After watching Obama in the White House, I am now convinced that any asshole can become President. 

ADVICE FOR THE PRESIDENT

CONTAIN THE DAMN OIL SPILL!  

CLEAN UP THE DAMN MARSHES!

STOP THE DAMN ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

GET THE DAMN PEOPLE EMPLOYED!

QUIT SPENDING THE DAMN MONEY!

CANCEL THE DAMN HEALTH CARE BILL!

PLUG THE DAMN HOLE!

IMPORTANT REMINDER

WHY I DISLIKE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

He never offered ME a big plush job not to run against Barbara Boxer. 

TIGER WOODS TO GULF OIL RESCUE!

Expert at plugging holes required. 

WHY DID OBAMA GO TO CHICAGO?

To hide under his bed.