Sunday, October 31, 2010

ONLY TWO MORE DAMNED DAYS TO GO


Before this damned "change" is over.  
(My God, you'd think it was really bad PMS or something...)

Friday, October 29, 2010

THE POLITICAL CLAMOR IS SO LOUD

Even Lindsey Lohan cannot get a honorable mention in the news.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

BEFORE YOU VOTE FOR BOXER

Remember that she voted FOR the Health Care Bill.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

OBAMA DISSES REPUBLICANS

I guess it's their fault that the damned health care plan was passed?

Monday, October 25, 2010

MIRROR MIRROR

The last place on earth where they should hang mirrors is on the inside of a bathroom door opposite the commode. 

Sunday, October 24, 2010

A GREAT NEW WORLD AWAITS US

If we get rid of all the politicians we do not like, soon there will be none left and we can begin to live our lives in peace and solitude. 

Saturday, October 23, 2010

NPR

Nitwits, Pickle-heads and Rag-bags

Friday, October 22, 2010

ELECTIONS ARE DOWN TO THE WIRE

I don't know whether that is better than a G-String, or not. 

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

MILITARY VOTE WON'T COUNT

Once again, overseas military votes won't count.  They still haven't fixed the problem from the last election.  Do you suppose the fact that most military votes are Republican has anything to do with it?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

DEMOCRATS PUSH TO HELP SENIORS BEFORE ELECTION

Aren't these the same yokels who told us how great the new health care was going to be for seniors?  You know how they have proven themselves to be... if you can't earn the votes, buy them with the taxpayer's money. 

Monday, October 18, 2010

MR. POPULARITY

As far as testimonial support goes and on the campaign trail these days, Obama is not quite as popular as a turd in a punch bowl. 

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman are having a torrid love affair. 

Friday, October 15, 2010

JUDGE RULES AGAINST DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL

Don't look at me.  I'm not saying anything to anybody about anything. 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

IF HARRY REID WINS REELECTION...

It'll be a cold day in Wadsworth before I'll ever spend another nickel gambling in that state. 

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

GOD BLESS NANCY PELOSI

Prettiest smile of the year, according to National Geographic Magazine. 

Monday, October 11, 2010

NO WONDER OBAMA LOVES LINCOLN


"The great thing about the internet is you can make up just about anything even if it's not true"  - Abraham Lincoln

Sunday, October 10, 2010

I HEARD THAT

93.26% of Americans who are planning to vote for incumbents in November do not qualify for mental health services under the new Health Care Bill. 

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Friday, October 08, 2010

FATHEADS NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, TOO

News leaked out yesterday that the White House is ordering all states which receive federal money report their part-time temporary election workers as being full-time employees. In the meantime, the Gallup Poll is saying that real unemployment rose to 10.1%. 


Thursday, October 07, 2010

CHINESE UFO WAS MILITARY TEST

Now THAT ticks me off.  For a while there, I thought we were finally going to find out where Obama was born...

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

ELECTION QUESTION

Why would the Democrats be running political ads in Spanish in Mexico?

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

FROM MY INSURANCE COMPNY

I know that Obama said I could keep the same plan I had, but the company is going to cancel it and the rate for something I don't want will be 23% higher than the one I lost.  Obama and all of his friends in Congress who voted for the new plan are lying s.o.b's. 

Monday, October 04, 2010

WHAT S THE SINGLE GREATEST PIECE OF LEGISLATION BARBARA BOXER EVER SPONSORED?

You mean to tell me she's never sponsored any legislation at all? Maybe she's been too busy talking down to Generals? 

You just watch...Those Californians will never be out done.  They'll re-elect her. 

Sunday, October 03, 2010

DECISIONS, DECISIONS, DECISIONS

Would you rather that Hummer goes out of business, or Hooters? 

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Friday, October 01, 2010