THE TRUTH

 

"You were right! Obama's mother DID wear brogans!"

THE KISS?

If Obama gets re-elected, you can kiss this country goodbye.  You think he's been horrible in his first two years?  Just wait until he doesn't have to run for re-election anymore. 

TACO BELL MUST BE RUN BY A DEMOCRAT

Even if it's only 5% beef it's still beef, isn't it?

DON'T GET MAD

GET EVEN IN 2012

LAST YEAR AT THIS TIME.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZQgSU0PmDs

HOORAY FOR OBAMA

I understand that he actually had more viewers last night for his speech than they get on the MTV Skins show.....

HUGE ENERGY SAVINGS TONIGHT

Obama will be giving his State of the Union speech and 53 million American television sets will get turned off. 

THAT SETTLES IT

Eric Cantor says Obama is a U.S. citizen.  Like there was ever a doubt in anyone's mind? 

GOOD RIDDANCE

Keith Olbermann is history.  Maybe NBC and MSNBC are cleaning house, now that Comcast has bought them from GE.  They've got a long way to go: I haven't watched five seconds on either network in years.  Four, maybe, but not five. 

WHY CHINA'S PRESIDENT IS VISITING

He's here to deliver the State of the Union address. 

MOB ARRESTS & ILLEGAL ALIENS

They get 100 or so mobsters and they're running around bragging about it?  What about 15 million illegal aliens?  Let's see, 100 per day..... 36,500 per year..... 411 years...  God forbid any of them have a baby or two.....

OPRAH'S REPLACEMENT ON THE WAY

Japanese scientists are planning to use cloning technology to bring back the mammoth. 

UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO STUDENT PAYS TUITION IN CASH

Must be a Republican. 

OUR GIFT TO IRAN

Worms. 

HEALTH CARE QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Is Gabrielle Gifford being treated under the Obamacare Plan?

ACCIDENTAL MURDERS

That's how Nancy Pelosi describes Tucson. 

MICHAEL STEELE: EXIT STAGE LEFT

Thanks for stepping down.  Now, maybe the Republican Party can move forward. 

HOW TO CLEAR OUT A HALL FULL OF DEMOCRATS

Walk in and shout, "Let's talk Obamacare!"

OBAMA'S TRIP TO TUCSON

His primary purpose was not to be in the memorial service, but to stop by and offer his support for keeping illegal aliens on the other side of the border.  Really.  Yep.  That's a fact, man.  Yessiree.   

TARRED AND FEATHERED

Conservatives and gun owners, almost before the first ambulance got to the hospital. 

TODAY'S PROJECT

At 11 minutes after 11, it will be 1/11/11 11:11.  That is 9-11's.  If the moment passes without a bomb, take an Al Queda member out to lunch. 

HOLY CRAP, BATMAN!

Those who speak out their minds, those who are allegedly credible, the talk show hosts, the Tea Party Members, those who tell lies about the government... those are the people responsible for the tragedy in Tucson by sending the mentally imbalanced around the bend. 

(At least, that's what the Sheriff seems to believe.) 

THE NORTH POLE IS MOVING TOWARD RUSSIA

That's an absolute fact, and at 40 miles per year.  Santa Claus has already called Bekins. 

THE SANDMAN IS SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS

If you put the U.S. Government in charge of running the Sahara Desert, in five years there will be a shortage of sand. 

NO WONDER SHE HAS SUCH A BIG NOSE

At her final press conference as House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said, "Deficit reduction has been a high priority for us. It is our mantra, pay-as-you-go."

THE REASON CONGRESS DOESN'T WANT TO READ THE CONSTITUTION

The same reason they did not want to read the 2,300 Obamacare bill... If you don't know what it says, it does not apply to you. 

LIKE REPUBLICANS RUSHING TO TAKE CHARGE OF THE HOUSE

NASA has been investigating those cases of sudden vehicle acceleration on Toyotas several months ago and they have concluded the drivers were stepping on the accelerator instead of the brakes. 

HAVE I GOT A NAME FOR YOU!

Since Obama knows he made a big mistake, the Administration is in a big hurry to change the name of Obama Care before the next election cycle gears up.  How about this: "BOB", an acronym for the "Bend Over Bill."

NOW THAT MILITARY IS NOT HAMPERED BY DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL

Meaning that gays can announce to the world that they are gay, why is it that Chaplains cannot publicly announce their faith in Jesus Christ? 

HAPPY NEW YEAR

From Nancy, Harry and Barry.