Saturday, April 30, 2011

WELL, THE WEDDING IS OVER

Now for the consummation. 

Friday, April 29, 2011

TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE BIG WEDDING

Somewhere, some place, somebody will get married today.  BFD. 

Thursday, April 28, 2011

SIDESHOWS AND CARNIVAL BARKERS

Democrats talk about the budget. 

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

WINE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH

That explains why politicians live so long.

But, too much wine rots the brain.

And that explains why they make the decisions they do. 

Monday, April 25, 2011

INFLATION ROARS BY 19%

Obama's ego grows. 

Sunday, April 24, 2011

WHY THIS EASTER IS SO SPECIAL

Obama is running for reelection. (The Messiah needs to run for reelection?)

Friday, April 22, 2011

OBAMA NEEDS SURGERY!

He needs to have a glass stomach so he can see his way around. 

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

ANOTHER OBAMA COMMISSION GOING TO GET CANNED?

Under pressure from advocates and the 2012 re-election calendar, President Barack Obama yesterday enlisted a diverse group of elected officials and religious, business, labor, civil rights leaders and law enforcers to help build support for a long-stalled overhaul of the nation's immigration laws. (Didn't he just can his budget commission for being too honest?) 

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

AMERICA'S CREDIT RATING DINGED

Makes you really want to run out and buy some U.S. Savings Bonds, doesn't it? 

Sunday, April 17, 2011

HAPPY EASTER

Go lay a budget.  (Does anyone smell rotten eggs around here?)

Saturday, April 16, 2011

SOLUTION FOR FAA TOWER SLEEPERS

Why don't they just install alarm clocks? (Duh....)

Thursday, April 14, 2011

PELOSI'S SOLUTION TO BUDGET CRISIS

Merge PBS with Planned Parenthood.  No kidding, I'm serious!  (Don't you wonder if she takes her brain out of the box it came in, so she can play with it?)

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!

2012 budget fight begins!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Sunday, April 10, 2011

$38 BILLION?

We had all of this drama and hype for $38 billion?  Wasn't this just a big waste of our time and energy? 

Saturday, April 09, 2011

GADHAFI & REID; PEAS IN A POD

"Throw the women and kids under the bus!"

Friday, April 08, 2011

Thursday, April 07, 2011

PELOSI WARNS YOU WILL SUFFER

You will suffer if the Republicans get their budget cuts.  Your children will not get educated, millions will die from malnutrition, seniors will go without medical care and shelter, the Potomac River will run backwards and all of the straws will fall out of Nancy's broom.   

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

HILLARY COULD BEAT OBAMA IN 2012

I think even Charlie Sheen could beat Obama in 2012

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

IS OBAMA THE EVEREADY BATTERY?

Just running, and running and running. 
How long would it take to run to Kenya? 

Monday, April 04, 2011

MILITARY TROOPS TO WEAR WARM, FUZZY SLIPPERS

To comply with Obama's promise of "no boots on the ground" in Libya.

Sunday, April 03, 2011

ADMINISTRATION APPROVES BONUSES FOR BAILED OUT FIRMS

The Obama Administration's pay Czar has approved big cash bonuses for four firms that have yet to pay back their bailout loans, including AIG.  (Don't forget to pay your taxes on time.)

Saturday, April 02, 2011

Friday, April 01, 2011

TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT

HE'S GOT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!