Wednesday, August 31, 2011

TONIGHT'S FIGHT CARD

These three 10-rounders would fill any stadium in the country:
  • "Packhorse" Perry vs "Mitt the Mitt" Romney
  • "Shooter" Cheney vs "Petty" Powell
  • "Lucky" Limbaugh vs "Bumbling Barry" Obama
Bring out the ring girls and the beer.  

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

GALL, TEMERITY AND OTHER ADJECTIVES

There's Congress, mired in a nation with high unemployment, unable to balance a budget or to stop spending our money or to decrease the debt and... they want a raise. 

Please pass the gray poop on. 

Monday, August 29, 2011

JUST THINK...

Labor Day will seen be here and gone and we can get back to listening to Obama's speeches again. 

Sunday, August 28, 2011

THEN THERE WAS THE BORDER PATROL AGENT...

Who put his wife on the terrorist watch list.  (Really, it's for real.) 

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011

IRENE COULD BE OUR SAVIOR

She could clean all of the rubbish out of Washington. 

THE PROBLEM WITH A BORDER FENCE

By the time we get a fence built along the Mexico border, all of the Mexicans will be living in the United States. 

Thursday, August 25, 2011

EARTHQUAKE AND IRENE COULD FINISH OFF U.S. ECONOMY

According to Obama, the  Japanese Tsunami adversely affected our economic recovery.  As did the early Arab spring, high oil prices and the refusal of states to endorse ObamaCare.  Now, we have two natural catastrophes on the heels of each other: the East Coast earthquake and hurricane Irene.  That should just about do us in, but you can get lessons on speaking Chinese at a discount at Harvard, where Obama studied. 

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

OBAMA THINKS HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB ON ECONOMY

71% of Americans disagree.  29% are Kenyan nationals.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

CHARLIE "WRANGEL'S" NEW LOVE INTEREST

Laura Ingraham (They fight like they've been married for years....)

Monday, August 22, 2011

SURELY HE JESTS

Barack says, "Think how bad things would have been without me!"

Sunday, August 21, 2011

LEGAL WAY TO CUT YOUR ELECTRIC BILL IN HALF!!!

Turn your electricity off from 12 Noon to 12 Midnight. 

Saturday, August 20, 2011

PRESIDENTIAL AURA

Obama fiddles around on vacation while America's economy burns. 

Friday, August 19, 2011

OBAMA TAKES A VACATION

Well-deserved, certainly.  Look at all he's done for the nation; he's done so well, he should take a 16-month vacation instead of just 10 days. 

Thursday, August 18, 2011

OBAMA CHANGES HIS VOTE

It used to be that he voted in the Senate, "Present."  
Now, he votes in the White House, "Absent."

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

Will Barack Obama provide a legitimate birth certificate before he runs in the next election? 

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

OBAMA'S BUS TOUR

Gosh, that's just like Sarah Palin's and Michele Bachmann's bus tours.  Now, isn't that sweet?  (You mean he's 50 years old and this is his first time on a bus?)

Monday, August 15, 2011

TIM PAWLENTY DROPS OUT

Only 143,773 to go!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

PERMANENT VACATION

That's exactly what Congress and the President need. 

Saturday, August 13, 2011

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE BRITISH NEWSCASTERS?

Talking about the Democrat Potty and the Republican Potty? 

Friday, August 12, 2011

I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER

"Our government; what a sad thing to watch." ~ Alan K. Simpson

Thursday, August 11, 2011

A NEW TRUTH ABOUT AMERICA

Kenyan economics do not work in the United States. 

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

DON'T BLAME ME!

Blame S and P!  Blame the Tea Parties!  Blame the Republican minority!  Eat your can of peas and don't blame me! 

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

STOCKS FOR SALE

Cheap!  (Buy 20 shares, get an acre of land in the Florida Everglades for free!)

Monday, August 08, 2011

OPEN LETTER TO BARBARA BOXER

Thank you so very much for voting for the recent increase in the debt limit and stalling the real solution to the problem for another 18 months.  Had you and the 73 other Senators not done so, S and P would not have downgraded America's credit rating, something all of us will cherish and remember forever.  

Sunday, August 07, 2011

NOW IS A GOOD TIME...

To stay out of the stock market.  And no, don't buy U.S. Savings Bonds, either. 

Friday, August 05, 2011

S&P DOWNGRADE

Good old Barry has pulled off another one.  Change.  Change you can believe in.  This truly may be the real beginning to the end.  

ON MY WAY TO GUANTANAMO

I've been labeled as a Tea Party Terrorist.  How they're going to fit 25 million of us in there remains t be seen.  Maybe I'll pick up a hostage or two on the way there.   

Thursday, August 04, 2011

WHY CONGRESS LEFT WASHINGTON

39 million pounds of turkey have been recalled. 

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

BAD NEWS IN BLACK ROCK

I was investigating Ancestry.com and found out that my mother had five children and none lived...

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

FINE PRINT

If you thought ObamaCare was bad, wait until you read the fine print on THIS Bill!

Monday, August 01, 2011

STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE

Is not within a Member of Congress' job description.