DO THEY HAVE TRICK OR TREATERS AT THE WHITE HOUSE?

No, they have Czars. 

GREAT WORLD SERIES

It was in the Cards... 

REAL LIFE TOP GUN

Eric Holder is going to testify in the Fast and Furious gun scandal. 

MEALY-MOUTHED

"Presidential," as in Barack Obama or Jimmy Carter. 

GUESS WHO'S BEHIND "OCCUPY WALL STREET" NOW

First, it was George Soros and MoveOn.org.  Then the SEIU joined the fracas.  Then Obama backed them.  Now it's the old gang at... ACORN.  

But,then again, you knew that was coming, didn't you? 

FLAT TAX

Now they're actually wanting to tax your flat tires?  Holy sheet, man. 

CONGRESS HAS THE LOWEST RATINGS IN HISTIRY

We can change that in 2012. 

NANCY'S HALLOWEEN

WORLD SERIES BLUNDER

Obama didn't throw out the first pitch, and he's really pissed.  Next year they're going to raise taxes on baseball teams? 

SCREW JACK DANIELS

Lynchburg, Tennessee is just as broke as most cities.  They're thinking about raising taxes on their major local employer, Jack Daniels.  Jack Daniels is having problems because people can't afford the booze.  

'Tis a quandary that will surely drive a man to drink. 

LINDSAY LOHAN'S MORGUE JOB

She missed her first day of community service work sentenced by the Judge, so now I hear it's a dead issue. 

THE ANIMALS ARE LOOSE! THE ANIMALS ARE LOOSE!

Imagine what could happen if all of the inmates of the Congressional Asylum should get loose at the same time! 

HOW TO SHUT OBAMA UP IN ONE WORD

Solyndra. 

HOW TO DEAL WITH BARACK OBAMA

Cling on to your guns and religion. 

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR'S LEGACY

THE ONLY BANK WITH NO FEES

It's "THE LEFT BANK OF THE MISSISSIPPI." 

HARRY REID

I just saw a picture of Harry Reid's father; he was actually a handsome man.  I guess Harry must have inherited HIS looks from his mother's side of the family. 

DOES ANYBODY KNOW?

When is the World Series this year? 

BLACK TUESDAY

That's what they'll be calling Election Day 2011 if Cain wins the Republican nomination and runs against Obama. 

AS THE WORM TURNS

I wonder why Barack Obama has not called Herman Cain a racist.....

WHY OBAMA'S JOBS BILL WON'T PASS

Believe it or not, the Senate Democrats don't want to vote on it.  Ewww!

INTERESTINTG STATISTIC

48% of the married people in the United States are male. 

LIFE'S GREATEST JOY:

Letting a horribly bad-smelling fart sneak out just before you get off an elevator full of Democrats. 

POLYGAMISTS WANT RIGHT TO MARRY

How any man in his right mind would want two or more women under the same roof is beyond me. 

RELY ON THE GOVERNMENT?

Nearly half of all Americans lived in a household that received some government assistance last year.  I guess that would include President Barack Hussein Obama? 

GOOD JOB, JOBS

Steve Jobs was a visionary and an outstanding entrepreneur.  We will be eternally grateful for his contributions to our technological and digital frustrations. 

CIRCLE JERK

"We've come a long way and now we're turning the corner." ~Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

NOT AT ALL A RACIST REMARK

Herman is raising Cain with Obama. 

PRIME T-BONE STEAKS $4.98 PER POUND!

With meat, $20 extra. 

HOW TO CLEAR ALL OF THE DEMOCRATS OUT OF A WALMART

Walk in the front door and yell as loud as you can, "IMMIGRATION!"

I'VE GOT A HEADACHE

Now they say that Anwar al-Awlaqi, the U.S. born killer of tens of thousands of people, should not have been killed by a drone; he should have been captured, brought to the United States, and put on trial.  Gosh, I will definitely not be able to sleep tonight because we were so blood thirsty that we did this horrible deed.