Saturday, December 31, 2011

THIS IS MY LAST POST

Unit next year...January 3rd.  Hopefully, this new year will be better than last, for all of us. 

Friday, December 30, 2011

PARLOR GAMES?

Nancy Pelosi is settling into $10,000 a night digs in Hawaii, as she did last year.  Obama is in Hawaii, too.  I wonder if Michelle knows about this? 

Thursday, December 29, 2011

EXODUS BEGINS

Democratic Ben Nelson has announced he will not seek reelection.  He's a  smart man who doesn't want to see the numbers in November.   

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

WAR HORSE

That's what they call Obama on the golf course. 

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

REPLACE CONGRESS

With Sesame Street. 

Saturday, December 24, 2011

FORGET WASHINGTON

Try and have a 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Friday, December 23, 2011

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Is for Congress and the President to resign. 

Thursday, December 22, 2011

NO CHRISTMAS CARD FROM YOUR CONGRESSMAN THIS YEAR

Too much postage and they're trying to balance the budget. 

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

ENJOY CHRISTMAS IN A SPECIAL WAY THIS YEAR

It will be Obama's last Christmas.  The Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012. 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

KIM JONG

Is no longer "IL."

Monday, December 19, 2011

OUR NEXT PRESIDENT

You know, there's not a damned name out there on either side that I really want to vote for.  Where's Mickey Mouse when you desperately need him? 

Sunday, December 18, 2011

OBAMA'S POLLS

Are lower than a snake's belly. 

Saturday, December 17, 2011

DILEMMA: IF CONGRESS EVER STANDS UP AND DOES ITS JOB...

200 Million Americans will die of heart failure. 

Friday, December 16, 2011

CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE?

Maybe we should have another debate...

Thursday, December 15, 2011

DID OBAMA CHEAT?

They're saying that Obama may not have qualified for the Indiana presidential race in 2008.  Evidently, there was massive fraud in the process.  Now, I'm sure Obama had nothing to do with that, aren't you?  

Gimmee an "A"
Gimmee a "C"
Gimmee an "O-R-N!"

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

ROMNEY MUST BE DESPERATE

He got Christine O'Donnell to endorse him. 

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

PELOSI RIPS CATHOLICS

Nancy Pelosi is ticked off at the Catholic Church for taking a stand against her beloved ObamaCare bill, because the bill provides for birth control contraceptives.  Some businesses may have to provide the coverage against their moral objections.  She is whining about "this conscience thing," as if she had a conscience anyway.  

Monday, December 12, 2011

UNMITIGATED GALL

So, Obama threatened Congress they had better pass his payroll tax cut or they're going to have to spend Christmas in session.  It's too important for the American people.  

And just where do you think our pal Barry is going to be if that happens?  Hawaii on a 17 day vacation. 

Sunday, December 11, 2011

WHY DOES OBAMA VISIT HAWAII SO OFTEN?

He likes to be close to his birth certificate. 

Saturday, December 10, 2011

BARNEY FRANKFARTER HEADING FOR SPORTS JOB


CNN just reported the actual reason Barney Frank retired
was to become an Assistant Football Coach at Penn State.


Friday, December 09, 2011

NEW MOVIE ABOUT OBAMA

"ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST"

Thursday, December 08, 2011

IF OUR GOVERNMENT LOAD GETS ANY HEAVIER

Washington will fall off into the Potomac. 

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

PELOSI THREATENS GINGRICH

This sounds like Pearl Harbor Day, all over again.  Go ahead, Miss Prim & Proper: make my day.  (As if she thinks HER poo poo doesn't stink.)

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

WHY WE FUND THE PENTAGON

The Iranians claim they shot down an unmanned U.S. drone.  After 48 hours of being unsure, the Pentagon says they think they are missing a drone from Afghanistan and they're working to try and find out where it is.  Give those guys a raise and put them in charge of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.   

Monday, December 05, 2011

POST OFFICE SOLUTION

The Post Commission answer as to how to get the USPO out of red ink is..... slow down the delivery service and raise rates.  (Uhh, I hate to say this, but if this idea was going to work, the USPO would already be making billions of dollars in profits.)   

Sunday, December 04, 2011

CHRISTMAS DEAL

Do NOT try to impose your atheistic views on me and I will not pray for your soul. 

Saturday, December 03, 2011

WE COULD CLOSE DOWN CONGRESS & THE WHITE HOUSE

Without raising unemployment by more than .01%. 

Friday, December 02, 2011

VOTING PRIORITIES

If any Republican candidate except Romney wins, I will vote for them against Obama.  If Romney wins, I’ll be at the bar, drinking. 

Thursday, December 01, 2011

OFF TO NEVER, NEVERLAND

Michael Jackson's attorney.