THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That John Edwards wants to be a Secret Service Agent...

USDA CONFIRMS NEW CASE OF MAD COW DISEASE

White House to be quarantined. 

OBAMA VS. ARIZONA

That's the crux of the problem with Obama: Arizona wants to follow the Federal Law and he doesn't.  Shouldn't he be in jail with the other criminals who didn't obey the law??? 

IF THEY KEEP FIRING GUILTY SECRET SERVICE AGENTS...

Pretty soon there'll be no one left to guard the President. 

PERPLEXED IN BURNEY

How we can point fingers of disgust at Secret Service agents who book a hooker and keep our mouths shut about a President who is raping and pillaging our treasury, I will never know. 

"JESUS LOVES YOU"

is always a good thing to hear....unless you are in a Mexican jail.

I MISSED MY CALLING IN LIFE...

I should have been a Secret Service Agent on the party circuit. 

THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY DEPEND ON OBAMA TO DO...

Waste your hard-earned money. 

ONCE OBAMA GETS INTO HIS FOURTH TERM....

Do you suppose he'll still be blaming Bush and using a teleprompter? 

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH THE GSA SCANDAL...

What happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas!

DO YOU MIND IF I POKE A LITTLE FUN AT YOU?

I'm a Secret Service Agent, employed by the Obama Administration.... (Wanna see my credential?)

ONE MORE GREAT AMERICAN BITES THE DUST

So long, Dick Clark; may your band stand long and strong. 

NEVER, NEVER LAND...

Obama accepts responsibility for his mistakes. 

THE TITANIC SUNK 100 YEARS AGO

Our Ship of State sunk when we elected Barack Hussein Obama to be President of the United States. 

HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES YET?

The GSA needs the money. 

ONCE WE ALL END UP ON GOVERNMENT SUBSISTENCE...

Who will be left to pay the taxes? 

WHY NOT LEGALIZE DRUGS?

After Obama gets reelected, the whole nation will need to be on drugs, anyway... just to survive. 

ROMNEY'S V.P. PICK

It's gonna be a toss-up between Al Gore and Hillary Clinton? 

WITH ALL THAT RUCKUS OVER AT THE GSA....

I'll bet the BSA and the Campfire Girls are just shaking in their boots.

SO LONG, MIKE

Mike Wallace gave us some real, honest reporting... nothing like Wolf Blitzer. 

OBAMA'S CHIEF ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS

He was "present." 

47 MILLION AMERICANS NOW LIVE IN POVERTY

Obama says his economic policies are working. 

LINE BY LINE?

Mr. Obama said, if you will recall, that he was going to go through the budget line by line looking for ways to save money. 

GSA?

Uh, well, let's skip that line. 

HUMILIATION

Why do the people humiliate themselves by voting? I probably won't vote because I have dignity. I will have to close my nose in order to vote for one of them.  What a great choice... Obama vs. Romney.  It'll be somewhat akin to voting for Charlie Keene vs Lindsay Lohan. 

PELOSI SPEAKS

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU

The Federal Government and other law enforcement agents have been following citizens around by using GPS to track cell phone movements.  So far, no word about how many Washington politicians have been tracked to call-girl apartments. 

SUPREME COURT SHAKING IN BOOTS

Obama vows big trouble if they overturn ObamaCare. 

I'LL JUST KEEP BLOGGING RIGHT ALONG...

Needless to say, I was not one of the winners of the $640 million. 

On the bright side?  Neither was Nancy Pelosi.   

ON THE CRITICAL CONDITION LIST

ObamaCare. 

OBAMA MAY NOT RUN IN 2012!

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