Wednesday, October 31, 2012

DOUBLE WHAMMY BLOWHARD

When the politico bags of wind are out on the campaign trail in the middle of a hurricane. 

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

STORMY WEATHER

All of the way across the northeast.  Also, penetrating the Obama campaign as poll numbers start going south. 

Monday, October 29, 2012

OBAMA'S MOST VALUABLE POSSESSIONS

The media and the press.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Obama's White House

Friday, October 26, 2012

REMEMBER THAT 3:00 AM WHITE HOUSE PHONE CALL?

When Obama got his call about Benghazi, he got on Air Force One and headed for Vegas. 

Thursday, October 25, 2012

THAT EXPLAINS IT

I was thinking the other night that the stupid things coming out of Debbie Wasserman Schultz' mouth qualify her to have a full frontal lobotomy.  Upon further reflection, I realize now that she's already had one. 

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

A STRONG AMERICA

We can do this.  All we have to do is: 
 

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

PRESIDENTIAL

After last night... Not Obama. 

Monday, October 22, 2012

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

Would you rather watch Monday Night Football or the debate? 

Sunday, October 21, 2012

INTELLIGENCE

What the White House lacks, in more ways than one. 

Saturday, October 20, 2012

WHO HAS MORE STORIES THAN THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS?

Obama.  Everyone in the whole country, except one, came up with the same answer. 

Friday, October 19, 2012

FANG

Obama's new nickname. 

Thursday, October 18, 2012

TOWN HALL MEETING

Where they hang politicians out to dry. 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Monday, October 15, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

GAFFE

Short for giraffe.  

Also use to describe a high-brow Vice-Presidential remark. 

Saturday, October 13, 2012

DYSFUNCTIONAL

United States Government

Friday, October 12, 2012

$50

Remember when you used to be able to fill your gas tank for less than $50? 

Thursday, October 11, 2012

FACEBLANK

The look on Obama's mug during the great debate. 

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

OBAMA LIKES HIM SO MUCH...

Let's give him the Big Bird for Election Day. 

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

7.8%

The greatest lie ever told. 

Monday, October 08, 2012

Sunday, October 07, 2012

SEQUESTRATION

The art of separating the taxpayer from his money with his knowing it. 

Saturday, October 06, 2012

WHY OBAMA FAILED IN DEBATE

It was the night of his wedding anniversary.  Michelle had just informed him that she had a headache. 

Friday, October 05, 2012

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

White House reaction to Benghazi, Libya and Naco, Arizona. 

Thursday, October 04, 2012

HUGO CHAVEZ

Would vote for Obama if he could vote here.  (How nice.) 

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

DEBATE

How you catch a fish, with de bate. 

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

DONKEY

The appropriate symbol of the Democratic Party. 

Monday, October 01, 2012

ZERO

The economic forecast of the Obama future.  ("Just give me four more years, I'll somehow manage to get it right yet!")