PLANNED PARENTHOOD ENDORSES OBAMA

Abort that. 

WHEN MICHELLE SPEAKS...

The world listens. 

WHAT OBAMA REALLY MEANS TO SAY

Is not "Let's redistribute the wealth" but, "Okay all you moochers,get in line!  Your free money is on its way from the working class citizens!"

SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY POST

Speaking of memories, remember how wonderful things were in this country before we ever even heard the name... Barack Hussein Obama? 

A TAXPAYER WHO VOTES FOR OBAMA

Is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. 

NANCY IS GETTING ANOTHER STREET NAMED AFTER HER IN S.F.

The first one is called "Princess" Avenue.  Then, there's Nitwit Lane...  Airhead Court...  Healthcare Street... And now... Nancy Pelosi Drive... "No right turns allowed."

DO NOT GAMBLE IN VEGAS

Obama has first dibs on your money. 

FACEBOOK

Will now have to face the music.  But, as the band warms up, they do have a partner... Morgan Stanley.  I don't think anyone wants to cut in on this dance. 

WHAT IF OBAMA DID NOT EXIST?

Who, just who then, would be our national deity? 

SINCE ANN ROMNEY IS FAIR GAME....

I guess it's safe to again bring up the official White House Pinata:

DONNA SOMER

What neat and swinging good disco music you gave all of us.  Dis go here and dis go there and disco the night away.  God bless and keep the music goin'. 

ETERNAL LIFE

A visitor to the Vatican has found Sylvester Stallone's face in an ancient 16th century painting.  

And you thought it was going to be Nancy Pelosi? 

PELOSI RAISES $43 MILLION

The story is that Ms. Pelosi has raised $43 million for Democratic Congressional candidates because she wants to be the Speaker again.  $43 million?  I've got two bucks that sez it'll never happen. 

OBAMA'S NEW SYSTEM

OBAMA IS FIRST?

There's a lot of flack over Newsweek naming "Obama America's First Gay President."  I agree.  The proper nomenclature is "America's First Black Gay President."

JAMES CARVILLE LIKES...

Mitt Romney?  Please bring me another bottle of scotch. 

ISN'T IT INTERESTING...

That we have to go to China and Japan to borrow money?  What that says to me is that U.S. citizens and businesses are unwilling to invest their money in our government, or all of this debt would be held domestically.  I sure as hell would not invest in a country that refuses to come to grips with a $16 trillion debt...

INSIDE OBAMA'S MIND

"NAG THEM?"

"Nag them until they actually get it done," Obama says. "We need to keep moving this country forward. Send them an email. Tweet them. Write them a letter if you're old-fashioned like me."  


He really wants us to get an impeachment proceeding going? 

OBAMA'S U.S. TREASURY ACCOUNT

Has more leaks in it than a galvanized bucket after being hit with six rounds of buckshot. 

PEACE

OBAMAMA KICKS OFF HIS CAMPAIGN

GEORGE LINDSAY

So long, Goober.  Thanks for some great laughs. 

TRUE GOD OF ALL GODS FINALLY REVEALED!

THE GREAT SPIRIT

Needs to be boycotted. 

OBAMA WENT TO AFGHANISTAN

Do ya think he registered some more voters? 

CHANGE

HAD ENOUGH?

AFTER OBAMA LOSES

Highly used teleprompters for sale, cheap....

ANOTHER RUMOR BITES THE DUST

The GSA is NOT hiring fired Secret Service Agents.  Not sure what Eric Holder is doing on the subject....

MERRILL LYNCH AD?

When Obama speaks, who listens?