Friday, August 31, 2012

SORRY ASS

George Sor os

Thursday, August 30, 2012

SEXY JANET

It's a tossup between Napolitano and Reno. 

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

SHORT MAN SYNDROME

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

SPACE CADET

Neil Armstrong, a real pioneer now truly "lost in space." 

Monday, August 27, 2012

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Friday, August 24, 2012

LADY KILLER

Drew Peterson

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

PARIAH

Missouri Senator Todd Akin

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

PHYLLIS

It is with deep regret,
We will never forget;
The void in our lives that needed a filler,
Like Phyllis Diller. 

Monday, August 20, 2012

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

BLOW HARD

Donald Trump

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Saturday, August 11, 2012

DRAMA QUEEN

Nancy Pelosi

Friday, August 10, 2012

UNACCEPTABLE

Dirty, rotten, lying, sleazy campaign ads.  All they prove is that the politician using them has nothing of favorable substance to discuss. 

Thursday, August 09, 2012

HOW TO GET A FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION

Cross the Mexican border illegally. 

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

SHORT LIST

Midgets for Romney.

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

DIRTY HARRY

Foul-mouthed, rotten liar... Distinguished U.S. Senate Majority Leader from the great State of Nevada...  The epitome of American liberalism and hatred. 

Monday, August 06, 2012

IT'S TOO BAD

That Obama doesn't have a God to pray to. 

Sunday, August 05, 2012

MARS LANDING TONIGHT

Word from the White House is that Obama will personally guide the capsule to a landing from the Situation Room, with Hillary, Harry, Nancy and Joe standing by.  Look for photo's tomorrow. 

Saturday, August 04, 2012

Friday, August 03, 2012

QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING

If you don't like the fact that Obama and his cronies are destroying our Constitution and our freedoms, shut the hell up and DO something about it. 

Thursday, August 02, 2012

CLING ON TO YOUR GUNS AND RELIGION...

Obama is serious about wanting to get reelected. 

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

WILD BILL TO SPEAK AT DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

I wonder if Monica will be there?  Cigar anyone?