FRACK, FRACKING, FRACTOR, ETC

Verb or adjective; terminology used to describe Federal elected officials.  Examples: "Frack Congress!"  Or, "What's that fracking President doing to us now?"  Or, "How are we going to deal with Janet Napolitano and the issue of illegals coming across the border?  Fractor!" And if an official is ill, we send him off to see the "Fractologist." 

FATWA

Overweight wa. 

SO LONG, ANDY

Have a great eternity on Moon River.   

HARRY REID SPEAKS

CASH FOR CLUNKERS

Political contributions to Obama and Biden. 

ME-PAD

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington   DC

POLITICIAN

Terrorist in a suit and tie. 

AMERICAN?

If this doesn't look just like Hitler all over again, what does? 

REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH

Robin Hood Obama

IN THE CATBIRD'S SEAT

Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman.

FATWA

Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg are in favor of legislation forcing Americans to lose weight.  Such regulations shall be known as "Fatwas." 

FUTURE OBAMA VOTERS

Middle East protestors. All they have to do is get across the border. 

LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT

No more talk about Obama, the economy and God.  Sunflowers, anyone? 

QUIT NAGGING

If Obama says he will fix it, take him at his word.  There's no need to remind him every four years that it needs to be fixed. 

JEWISH NOBOBY

Benjamin Netanyahu 

IN THE MOVIES

Prophet Mohammed.

PRICE OF PAPER GOING UP

Treasury printing billions and billions of more dollars. 

FROM DIFFERENT UNIVERSES

God and the Democratic Party. 

ROSE SYRACUSE RICHARDONE RETIRES

After 73 years at Macy's.  Thank God the government built Macy's or she never would have had a job. 

SAWED OFF LITTLE RUNT

Kim Jong-Un

OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR

"2016 - OBAMA'S AMERICA"

NUMBER ONE MOVIE AT THE BOX OFFICE

YOU'RE FIRED!

Clint Eastwood.

STUCK BETWEEN BARRACK AND A HARD PLACE

Democratic Party

GOD

Definitely not a member of the Democratic Party. 

THIRD-CLASS BIMBO

Sandra Fluke

KILLER RABBIT

Jimmy Carter

TO THE RESCUE

Bill Clinton 

DEMOCRATIC CONVENTON THEME SONG

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

SEX AND THE DHS

Missing in Action from the DHS - Suzanne Barr, (No relation to Candy Barr)

TWO-BIT FLOOZY

Debbie Wasserman Schultz