SHOVEL READY

I winder of all of those non-existent "shovel ready" jobs Obama was going to create back in 2009 are ready yet? 

PERPETUAL VACATION

President Obama. 

TRAYVON MARTIN IS DEAD

Get over it. 

SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR A LIE

"Now, let me be clear about this!" 

"PHONY SCANDALS?"

I didn't realize they had installed area code 900 phone numbers at the White House. 

PSEUDONYMS

INTRODUCING THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, HE'S ON 'ER....

Carlos Danger!  

Oh, oh, sorry folks.... it's

Carlos Dangle!

Uh Oh, this could be embarrassing...

Tony the Wiener!

... Oh well, you get the idea. 

IT'S SO HOT

I had to rename my dog Pierre. 

YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE THE SPOTS ON A

Weiner. 

IT'S A BOY!

Finally!  Zimmerman will exit the news cycle!

A ROLLING STONE

Gathers no readers. 

OBAMA: "TRAYVON MARTIN COULD HAVE BEEN ME."

I hate to say this Barry, old chap, but there are a whole lot of people out here in this country that wish that were the case. 

DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

How Democrats look when you mention ObamaCare. 

OBAMA'S MOTTO

Don't try and blame me!  The buck stopped with Truman, remember? 

PYRAMID SCHEME

What the ancient Egyptians did for entertainment. 

AN ONLINE INSURANCE AD...

Suggests that it's better to buy life insurance before you die. 

ABORTION

Is definitively a dead issue. 

ZIMMERMAN IS GUILTY

The jury was wrong.  Just ask Jessie Jackson who, obviously, is an undeclared eye-witness. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Obama is going to nominate Arizona Governor Jan Brewer to take Janet Napolitano's place. 

WHY IS IT?

All of the high-browed Congress Members are running around pontificating that there is no way the IRS should be in charge of the ObamaCare collections and fines; yet, there has not been a peep or hint of legislation to rectify the problem from anyone. 

THE EPTOME OF PROGRESSIVE REPUBLICANISM

John McCain

NFL GETS IRS AUDIT!

Rumor has it that the NFL, having refused the White House command to come out in support of ObamaCare, is now being audited by the IRS.  But, be assured that it's not political.....

THOMAS JEFFERSON ON OBAMACARE

"To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." ~ Thomas Jefferson

FIGMENTS

Has it ever occurred to you that the world actually did end with the Mayan calendar on December 21st and that we are all merely figments of our own imagination?  If that's true, someone could burst our bubble and Obama would disappear into oblivion.  

Meanwhile, back at the bottom of the bottle of rum...

NOW THAT WE'VE READ IT

THAT THAT WE CAN SEE IT OUTSIDE OF THE FOG OF THE CONTROVERSY

Maybe... Just Maybe... We shouldn't rush into It?  
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/07/04/republicans-launch-probe-into-obamacare-mandate-delay/

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

WHY IS IT?

When a court trial starts, all other news stops? 

IT'S SO HOT

You don't see ANY cats on hot tin roofs these days. 

MAFIA QUESTION

When is the last time in your memory that a Mafia Boss came out and explained anything to anybody?  Well, then, when is the last time Obama came and explained Benghazi?  

Fast & Furious?
IRS?
EPA?
DOJ?
NSA?