ZINGGED OUT

SEE YOU TUESDAY.

HAVE A GREAT LABOR DAY AND A FANTASTIC BBQ

THE PROBLEM WITH SYRIA

Obama didn't bow low enough. 

I HAVE A DREAM

And it most definitely does NOT include Barack Hussein Obama. 

DOWN AND DIRTY

Miley Cyrus

6,567

That's the number of new Federal Regulations that affect you which have been enacted... in the last 90 days. 

DELBERT BELTON

May the two black kids who beat this 88-year-old to death with flashlights in Spokane rot in hell. 

I WAS GOING TO INVITE YOU TO MY PARTY, BUT...

I was reading through the list of people who have been spied on by the N.S.A. and I didn't see your name there!  Oh, lah, dee, dah. 

MIXED UP PRIORITIES

I think the damned press and media should worry a whole lot less about the insignificant things in life, like where Samantha Powers has been and why, and whole lot more about the important things such as what in the Sam hell we're going to do about the jackass we have in the White House. 

SHUCK AND DUCK, BOB AND WEAVE

Obama strategy on Syria

HOW TO GET A RAISE

Go on welfare. 

WHAT ABOUT THE DOG?

We haven't heard a word about whether or not their dog went back to the White House with them!  Did he have to take the Greyhound? 

ANIMAL HOUSE

1600 Pennsylvania House NE

FATWAH

The national war against fat people. 

2,700

The number of "accidental mistakes" the N.S.A. made in violating the law and spyng on Americans... last year. 

SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS

Buy an Obama mask today!

NUCLEAR WEAPON?

Lois Lerner's private email account. 

BYE, BYE NOW

Jesse Jackson Jr. 

OBAMACARE

A wholly owned subsidiary of the Democratic Party. 

CALIFORNIA

The Golden State, where boys are girls and girls are boys. 

HOT SEX

Tabasco on Weiner. 

RACISM

Obama's answer to everything. 

DOMESTIC SPYING PROGRAM

Television cameras installed to monitor your illegal Mexican gardeners and maids. 

MARTHA'S VINEYARD

Jackal's Summer Hideout. 

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY

The I.R.S., N.S.A., D.O.J., E.P.A., D.H.S., and/or C.I.A., may be listening. 

COMMANDER IN CHIEF

Valerie Jaret

CUCKCOO'S NEST

Presidential Quarters at the White House. 

DALLIANCE

What Anthony Wiener, Elliott Spitzer and Bob Filner all have in common:  They want to dally with the dolly. 

PHONY

Of Presidential origin; that is, the scandals are phony. 

WHY HOLDER IS HANGING ON....

Michelle won't allow Kamala Harris to be the next Attorney General. 

FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVE

We've got Snowden.  Nyah, nyah, nyah. 

ZEALOT

I'm so confused.  Now, Jesus is being called a Zealot.  I thought Obama was Jesus.  Oh, no... now I get it.  Obama is the Omnipotent One.  I wonder, if the Zealot and the Omnipotent One ever got into an argument, who do you think would win?