GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

The way this government operates, we'll be much better off with them closed. 

ANARCHIST

Anyone who doesn't embrace ObamaCare. 

FORBIDDEN WORDS TO USE AT WHITE HOUSE

FOX NEWS. 

CONGRESSIONAL OBAMACARE WAIVER

THANK YOU

THANK YOU TED CRUZ FOR SPEAKING UP FOR AMERICANS!

SINK HOLE

Where the government is spending all of our money. 

BLACKBERRIES

What you give Obama for Christmas. 

WITH ALL OF THE DEMOCRATS YELLING THERE'S GOING TO BE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN....

How can they blame the Republicans? 

CHEMICAL WEAPON

Little Ms. Piggy's douche. 

ASHAMED

If I were him, I'd be ashamed of having my name associated with ObamaCare. 

ASSERT

How your fanny feels after it falls onto the cactus. 

GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN

If it happens, will they send Congress home?  Or, will Congress continue working... without pay? 

IRRELEVANT

Anything Obama says. 

QUIET AS A CHURCH MOUSE

Hillary Clinton. 

POLL DANCER

What Obama did so well until all of his chickens started coming home to roost. 

CONSUMER FINANCIAL PROTECTION AGENCY

Sucking up what little private information about you that has not already been sucked up by I.R.S., D.H.S. and N.S.A... And yes, they DO know what brand of toilet tissue you use. 

PUTIN

Putin, Putin, poodnin pie,
Why'd you make Obama cry? 

EXCEPTIONAL NATION

Obama is correct in saying we are an exceptional nation.  No other country has a leader like him. 

SNOW JOB

What Obama got from Putin for 9/11.

BARRY'S NEW POSSESSION

It's a full year since the Benghazi Massacre and, since Obama has refused answers and stonewalled investigations, he now owns it. 

WHY OBAMA REALLY WANTS TO BOMB SYRIA?

He would kill for another Nobel Peace Prize. 

OBAMACARE CHORUS LINE

Remember how they were singing to us the night before they all crammed ObamaCare down our throats?  Here they are again, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Boehner, Graham, McCain.... a GREAT American chorus on the very eve of a Syrian bombing?

We've really GOT to have this vote, away from the fog of the controversy, so we'll all know what's in it. 

COME UPPANCE

What Obama is now getting in return for his cavalier disregard for American democracy. "We don't need no dictator." 

WALKING ON EGGSHELLS

Putin and Obama at the G20 Summit. 

IT'S GOING TO BAD A BAD DAY IN BLACK ROCK....

  If Obama doesn't get his way.   

GOOD RIDDANCE

ARIEL CASTRO

PSST!! HEY, BARRY! HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!

You come clean on Benghazi, N.S.A., D.O.J., Fast & Furious and the I.R.S. and we'll let you go after Syria. 

IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME

How all of the talking heads who don't even know what a carbine looks like can provide the country with endless dictates about what we should do in Syria.