Thursday, November 28, 2013

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

FROM THE TURKEY IN CHARGE

Enjoy the holiday.  See you Monday.  
Don't forget to talk about signing up for ObamaCare during dinner.  Just pulling your leg, pardon the play on words. 

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

IT'S A FACT

If no one signs up for and pays for ObamaCare.... Obama still won't get the damned message. 

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

WINTER IS HERE

It's cold enough out there to freeze your Obamas off. 

Monday, November 25, 2013

NOW THAT OBAMA HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY BROUGHT PEACE WITH IRAN....

We owe it to him to forget about Benghazi, Fast & Furious, N.S.A., I.R.S., D.O.J., election fraud and ObamaMare.  Right? 

Friday, November 22, 2013

Thursday, November 21, 2013

OBAMA'S MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Uhh.... maybe we should change the subject. 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

THE DOCTOR IS IN


Nancy Pelosi said of Obamacare:  We have to pass it before we can examine it….

which is the clinical definition of a stool sample.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

DELETE

How you get rid of elitists. 

Monday, November 18, 2013

NANCY PELOSI IS DIFFERENT THAN MOST DEMOCRATS

She's able to lie out of THREE sides of her mouth at the same time! 

Sunday, November 17, 2013

OBAMA'S NEW GUN CONTROL PLOY

He plans on raising the cost of mandatory health insurance and taxes so high that no one can afford to own a gun. 

Saturday, November 16, 2013

THEY'VE RENAMED OBAMACARE WEBSITE

It's now the OBAMAMARE Website. 

Friday, November 15, 2013

EARLY LIFE

Scientists have found bacterial evidence of life on earth some 3.5 billion years ago in a rock found in northwest Australia.  There is no truth to the rumor that John McCain's signature was found on the rock. 

Thursday, November 14, 2013

NO CONGRESSIONAL SURPRISE

According to a recent survey, only 9% like the way Congress is doing its job.  The 9% includes Members of Congress, staffers, the Congressional barber and the shoeshine guy. 

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

HUMBLE PIE

Barry's ObamaCare dessert. 

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Saturday, November 09, 2013

"I'M SORRY..."

"But, I'll bet you're sorry now." 

Friday, November 08, 2013

WARNING

Anyone who watched the Country Music Awards and laughed at the ObamaCare jokes will be audited by the I.R.S. 

Thursday, November 07, 2013

GLITCH

If the ObamaCare website is a "slight glitch," I'd hate to see what a "big glitch" looks like. 

Wednesday, November 06, 2013

SPIDERBAMA

So, if your insurance company changed your plan in 2012, and Obama said in late 2012 that your could keep your plan.... period.... then why is the insurance company now cancelling your new plan?  When at first you plan to deceive, you're going to get caught in the webs you weave. 

Tuesday, November 05, 2013

CONEY ISLAND

Where all of the Cone Heads live.... Pelosi, Bloomberg, Reid, Waters....

Monday, November 04, 2013

NOT EVEN RINGLING BROTHERS...

Could put on a circus like the one we have at the White House. 

Sunday, November 03, 2013

THERE IS TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

A legislator gave Sebelius a copy of "WEBSITES FOR DUMMIES." 

Saturday, November 02, 2013

DECEIT

To take away someone's chair.  As in, Obama sold Americans ObamaCare by deceit, which is why you can't afford to buy any chairs for your house. 

Friday, November 01, 2013

PERIOD

The most regretted word in Obama's vocabulary.