HARRY REID'S NEW PORTRAIT

WAR ON WOMEN

LET'S START WITH HER...

OBAMA'S GLOWING ACHIEVEMENT

SUSAN ELIZABETH RICE

The epitome of truth.  

SPEAKING OF CLOWNS IN D.C.

THE CLOWNS ARE DISAPPEARING?

Word out on FOX News last Wednesday was that clowns are disappearing from the American landscape.  Evidently, they haven't been to Washington, DC lately. 

T.S.

71% of those who voted for Obama's reelection now wish they could change their vote.  Those people have probably just been targeted for IRS audits. 

THE MOST FAMOUS ONE-WORD LIE EVER TOLD

"Period." 

REMEMBER "CASH FOR CLUNKERS?"

I don't think we realized it was about us forking over the cash and getting ObamaCare.... 

HILLARY'S V.P.

THE PERFECT PAIR

B.C.

All I can say is that it's too, too damned bad that Obama's mother didn't practice birth control. 

COMPUTERS 101

You shouldn't let your printer go out so often.  One of these nights, it's going to come home with three or four more stray printers behind it...

HELP THE ECONOMY

Send a tea bag to the IRS today. 

SID CAESAR

Another smile on  my face, gone forever. 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, HILLARY

Here... have a box of Benghazi chocolates. 

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR

You wish the clock of American life could be turned back to the days when Shirley Temple was that star.  

2ND QUESTION OF THE WEEK

With all of the partying going on at the White House, why don't they ever have a "Tea Party?"

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Why do they refuse to ask voters to put up their photo I.D. in order to vote and then turn around and ask the same people to put up their photo I.D. in order to use food stamps? 

THAT'S FAIR, ISN'T IT?

Workers at the I.R.S., which targeted conservative groups and admitted it, even when the President said there was not a smidgen of corruption... well, they're getting a $60 million bonus.  

Members of the military, which put the lives of its people on the line in Afghanistan and Iraq to serve America and protect world freedom... well, they're getting a reduction in pay raises and COLA's.  

Now, isn't that just about the fairest thing you've heard of in years? 

N.S.A. HAVING HARD TIMES

The N.S.A. has leaked a story that claims it's domestic collection of telephone data has dropped to 30% from 2006 when it was almost 100%.  The reports say the agency’s anti-terrorism, data-gathering project has been unable to adapt to the country’s rapid and large-scale transition from landlines to cells phone, anonymous officials and sources told The Washington Post and The Wall Street Journal.  GOSH, I guess that means there's not even a smidgen of corruption the the N.S.A., either, right? 

ANOTHER OBAMACARE GLITCH

They can't decide who is a hospital inpatient vs. who is just in for observation. 

Who's on first?  Who's on second?  Are Abbott and Costello really Obama and Sebelius? 

"SMIDGEON"

Isn't that what they call a radioactive fish? 

HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT

JANE FONDA FOR VICE PRESIDENT. 

GOVERNOMICS 101

The government wants to assess a fee of 15 cents for each Christmas tree harvested.  It's not a tax... it's a fee; that means it comes out of your left pocket instead of your right pocket.  It will cost them about $2.00 in labor and administrative costs per tree to enforce the collection. 

Just remember one thing; YOU elected these imbeciles... not I. 

O'REILLY VS. O'BAMA

Two Irishmen duked it out... no beer, no Rose Garden, but lots of corned beef. 

SEAHAWKS SQUEAK BY BRONCOS

Barely win, 43-8 in a breathtaking finish. 

AS A MATTER OF FACT...

The only reason Obama keeps Joe Biden around is for Impeachment insurance. 

WELCOME TO SUPER BOWEL SUNDAY

WAR AGAINST WOMEN

Ammo on sale at Ethel M's.