MESSAGE FOR JOHN KERRY

A closed mouth gathers no foot. 

PELOSI SPEAKS OUT

"Hamas is a humanitarian organization." 

I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can know when he's really in trouble. 

WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER MEXICAN-AMERICAN WAR

This time, the Mexicans are winning. 

SHHH!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!

My dog is an undocumented alien.  I just knew I should have insisted on papers... 

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN

The real reason Obama is on the road so much. 

SO, WHAT KIND OF GUY IS KERRY?

He always flies by night. 

BLINDERS

What is necessary for you to wear if you are going to work in Washington, D.C. 

SIMPLE LOGIC 101

Just a post to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with E-mails concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

 

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems on my own.  My response solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.  

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.  

 

Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

HUH?

If God didn't intend for people to lie, why did He create politicians? 

LET'S PLAY "CLUE"

All of the evidence regarding the destruction of the Malaysian jetliner is being removed.  Why is it being removed?  Probably because it contains important clues to who is to Putin's involvement in the plane being shot down.   

All of the emails pertaining to the I.R.S. targeting scandal have "disappeared."  Why?  Could it have anything to do with Obama's involvement? 

Are both Putin and Obama members of the same political party? 

12 B.C.

The last time Obama was on time for a scheduled press conference or Presidential address. 

DEAR LOIS

I hate to tell you this, but I'm the only guy who uses this computer and I have important emails saved back to 2003.  I also have them backed up in two places.  I also don't have anything in them to hide. 

... A Concerned Taxpayer

HERE'S A NEW GOVERNMENT GRANT YOU'LL LOVE

The Department of State is soliciting proposals for..."Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights and Labor Democracy, Human Rights, and Rule of Law in Iraq" grant.  There's nothing like spending $2 million on promoting tolerance and and reconciliation, is there?  Will I.S.I.S. apply for it? 

COMPROMISE

If Obama can't have things HIS way, you can't have things YOUR way.  Period. 

WHAT BORDERS?

Under Obama, we have no borders. 

HOW OBAMA WILL RESOLVE BORDER CRISIS

Throw money at it. 

PROOF OBAMA DID VISIT THE BORDER!!!

"PRESENT"

How to answer a role call vote when you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

QUESTION ABOUT BORDERS

If our President cannot control our borders, how can we expect him to control the I.R.S.?

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' JUDGES

A Federal Judge has ruled that the I.R.S. must prove that the missing Emails cannot be retrieved and explain how they went missing.  

Hey man... is someone calling the I.R.S. a liar? 

THEY ARE NO LONGER ILLEGAL ALIENS

They are now "refugees." 

RADIOACTIVE PRESIDENT

Mr. Personality

MSSING I.R.S. EMAILS LOCATED!!!

They were found in the trunk of a car in a junkyard in Mabelville, Arkansas along with the Rose Law Papers. 

SHOULD THE U.S. INVADE

The Canary Islands? 

MAY GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT

And his feeble mind. 

238 YEARS AGO

238 years ago, we declared our independence from King George and Britain. 

This weekend, we need to declare our independence from Emporer Barack and the Radical Leftists who have seized our government. 

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUNDS OF....

Campers, playing their damned boom boxes. 

YOU AIN'T JUSTA WOOFIN' LADY

“I sure made some mistakes along the way in terms of focusing on some things and not on others,” Kathleen Sebelius said at the Aspen Ideas Festival.

IF YOU THINK THE LAST ECONOMIC DISASTER WAS BAD...

Wait until gas prices hit $8.00 or $9.00 per gallon in September.