Sunday, August 31, 2014

WHO WAS JIMMY CARTER'S VICE PRESIDENT?

Beats me.  I don't know either. 

Let's try another one... Who was Lyndon Johnson's Vice President?  

Come to think of it, who is Barack Obama's Vice President? 

Saturday, August 30, 2014

OBAMA'S IMAGE

Is darker than HE is.

Friday, August 29, 2014

NAG, NAG, NAG

What is the reason Burger King is moving its headquarters to Canada?  Cpuld it be that in Canada they allow you to put horse meat in hamburgers? 

Thursday, August 28, 2014

IF THEY DO CATCH THE GUY WHO BEHEADED FOLEY...

Do you think they'll trade him for another Bergdahl? 

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Monday, August 25, 2014

Sunday, August 24, 2014

PRESIDENTIAL INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING

The reason Obama never attends them is that intelligence is required. 

Saturday, August 23, 2014

EMPATHY


The feeling a President has for the family of a beheaded American journalist after he sinks a 14 foot putt. 

Friday, August 22, 2014

FOOL

A President who thinks anyone listens to him anymore. 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

WHY THE FERGUSON NEWS IS SO CONTRADICTORY

The Malaysians are in charge of the investigation. 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

RACIAL VIOLENCE

What occurs when Blacks need new tennis shoes and boom boxes. 

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

LOPPED OFF

The way our politicians in Washington are dealing with radical Islam and I.S.I.S., you would think those politicians have already been beheaded. 

Monday, August 18, 2014

Sunday, August 17, 2014

BIG BAD AL

Why is it that every time Al Sharpton shows up someplace, they have race riots? 

Saturday, August 16, 2014

HABOOB

Funny tit. 

Friday, August 15, 2014

AS OBAMA WOULD SAY






 "Don't blame me... I didn't have anything to do with it." 

Thursday, August 14, 2014

OBAMA SAYS THE PROBLEMS OF I.S.I.S. ARE NOT OURS TO RESOLVE

The Middle East has to resolve those problems.  So, I guess, he's going to make them come here before he does something about it. 

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

UNDOCUMENTED ALIENS

Mix-breed Chihuahuas. 

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

MORK THE DORK

I never really cared for his routines.  But, he was so well liked by so many people and he did establish his own genre.  In his own way, he was one of the greats. 

Monday, August 11, 2014

HORSE MANURE

The caballero who knew Hillary Clinton. 

Sunday, August 10, 2014

AIR STRIKES

Obama ordered air strikes in Iraq over the weekend.  They were a resounding success; we took out two camels and a goat. 

Gosh, you don't suppose the Nobel Committee is going to be after Obama's Peace Prize, do you? 

Saturday, August 09, 2014

SELF-DECEIVING

Getting on a jet plane to leave Washington D.C. for summer vacation thinking you've really earned your pay this year. 

Friday, August 08, 2014

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS

Recent major password hacks, totaling in the billions in just the last week, make it imperative that you change all of your sensitive passwords again.  For once, I think I can say that a major international disaster is NOT Obama's fault. 

Thursday, August 07, 2014

IMPOTENCY

The inability of the President of the largest democracy in the free world to deal with even an honored ex-marine unjustifiably stuck in  Mexican jail. 

Wednesday, August 06, 2014

SILENCE

That wonderful sound you don't hear after all of the bullshitters leave Washington D.C. for the summer recess. 

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

JAMES BRADY

This may be a little insensitive, but I don't care.  James Brady was shot with a small .22 pistol; the shot was intended for President Reagan and was fired by a lunatic who was trying to get Jody Foster's attention.  Since then, Brady and his family have been on a relentless campaign to seize all of our guns, long or short.  Good riddance, sir. 

Monday, August 04, 2014

E.P.A.

Egotistical Presumptive Autocrats

Sunday, August 03, 2014

BOOMING ECONOMY

The White House says the economy grew by 4% in the second quarter of 2014 in all 57 states. 

Saturday, August 02, 2014

BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT OBAMA....


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 

Friday, August 01, 2014

CONGRESS IS GOING ON VACATION!

That means they're heading back to your neck of the woods.  Hold on to your watches and billfolds, and expect some big bombshells  before they get out of D.C. this afternoon! 

Gosh, you don't think Nancy Pelosi is pregnant, do you?