OBAMA GETS HIS WISH

He's finally been able to fan the flames of racism in this country. 

FREE SPEECH ZONE

The new National Free Speech Zone has been established.  Located at the top of Mt. Rainier in Washington State, the 12' x 12' plot is the only official plot where Americans can say anything that is not politically correct.  According to White House spokesman Ahmad Rashid Yousef, Mt. Rainier will now be renamed Mount Obama and the road leading to the designated plot will be paved with broken promises and outright lies. 

STERLING'S RACIST REMARKS

Let's send in the BLM Storm Troopers to knock down his fence and slaughter his dogs.

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Obama's Presidential Library is going to be built in Kenya... Is there? 

SMARTER THAN OBAMA

http://www.flixxy.com/this-crow-is-the-smartest-bird-you-have-ever-seen.htm

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OBAMACARE...

That a repeal can't cure. 

ANGER MANAGEMENT

Did you ever get the feeling that Obama, Reid and Pelosi should take two or three courses in anger management? 

OBAMA'S NEW ECONOMIC POLICY

LEAVE OBAMACARE ALONE

OR ELSE!

YES, THE GOP IS RACIST

They let this president get away with anything he wants, just because he is black. 

IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH?

Evidently, only if you're a left-wing radical Democrat. 

BEWARE THE FLY

Look at those household flies carefully.  They could be IRS or NSA drones checking out your house, friends and spending habits. 

DON'T YOU WONDER?

How many of those 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition the government ordered were in the possession of BLM and NPS agents when they rode onto the Bundy Ranch? 

OBAMA DOESN'T LIKE BEN CARSON?

Maybe he'll send some BLM SUV's and armored personnel over to Ben's place to churn up his lawn, seize his dogs and egg his car. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Kathleen Sebelius is going to take charge of the B.L.M. in Nevada. 

I.R.S. AGENTS IN TRAINING

A reliable source tells me that the BLM and National Park Service agents who raided the Bundy Ranch in Nevada are actually in training for ObamaCare enforcement by the IRS. 

THE NEXT SCHOOL SHOOTING...

Will probably occur when some kid who has been forced to eat on the pitiful Michelle Obama school lunch program gets jealous over his friend who brings his own lunch from home... steak sandwich and a cherry tart for desert.   

AFTER PAYING YOUR OBAMACARE PREMIUM...

Who in the hell can afford to pay their taxes? 

WHEN WILL THE BUSH FAMILY EVER LEARN?

Three meatheads and you're out! 

DEAR MS. SEBELIUS

Don't let the door hit you in your ass on the way out. 

I BELIEVE IN THE WAR AGAINST WOMEN

Debbie Wasserman Schulz, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Barbara Boxer....

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST

The National Parks Service and the State of Minnesota are working together to determine what effect different bridge construction designs have on the mortality of birds.  That's our tax money in action. 

THE SKY TRULY IS THE LIMIT

The Democrats in Congress are making a strong effort to raise taxes. 

MICKEY ROONEY

ANOTHER GREAT ICON OF AMERICA'S PAST PASSES ON... 

And we're stuck in this mess. 

COINCIDENTALLY...

Mars will be exactly opposite the sun in the sky in a rare cosmic alignment set to take place Tuesday (April 8).  Called an opposition, this happens with Mars from Earth's perspective every 778 days, or 2 years, 1 month and 18 days.  

Oddly enough, this event coincides with President Obama's menstrual cycle. 

THEY HEARD A "PING" IN THE INDIAN OCEAN

They now await a "pong." 

BOYCOTT

Mozilla. 

WHEN OBAMA MET WITH THE POPE...

Did the Pope sign up for ObamaCare? 

OBAMA'S IMPERIAL PRESIDENCY

One big, sad, ugly joke. 

THE ALL-TIME BIGGEST APRIL FOOL'S PRANK EVER

There he was, surrounded by his minions in the Rose Garden, announcing that ObamaCare is a rousing success with 7.1 million people signed up.  I will go on record right now as saying that figure is just another in a long series of bogus lies and misrepresentations stretching all of the way back to Obama's announcement that we have 57 states in the Union.  

What a sham.  What a scam.  Indeed, what a President! 

GOOD MORNING!

HAPPY

APRIL FOOLS DAY!