NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND

Doesn't it bother you that our troops are going to be barefoot in Iraq? 

MILITARY ADVISER

Window dressing for the Oval Office. 

SLIM AND NONE

The odds that a U.S. Mosque will divulge the presence within its walls of a radical Islamic terrorist. 

HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT?

What difference at this point does it make? 

TERRORISTS TO ATTACK N.Y. SUBWAY

Oh my God!  And Holder is leaving?  Shit!  Who's going to protect us?  Oh... Al Sharpton is on the scene?  Okay, I feel better now.  So much better. 

HOLY WAR

A fight among mice to see who gets the swiss cheese. 

HOW TO KILL OFF I.S.I.S.

Make them sign up for V.A. medical benefits. 

COMMON CORE 101

In annual honor and recognition of POW/MIA night, our American Legion Post held a ceremony and ordered a cake from Costco.  The girl in the bake shop says: "Pow Mia.  That's an interesting name.  Is it Spanish?" 

ABOUT THOSE 40 UNNAMED ALLIES: WE HAVE THE LIST!!!

Bernie Schwartz of Minneapolis; Gordon Skinner of West Palm Beach; Willie Rodgers of Los Angeles; Hymie Goldberg of Tel Aviv ........

OBAMA ON BEHEADING

"I be heading for the golf course." 

DOUBLE JEOPARDY

Do you suppose that, when I.S.I.S. gets here, they'll bring the Ebola virus with them? 

CHARLATAN

Isn't it time we got rid of the charlatan President in the White House? 

OBAMA'S WAR STRATEGY

An easy three wood will get you 250 yards down to the corner.  From there to the green, it's an easy 9-iron and two-putt for par.  Don't try to cut the corner... that's where the Republicans hang out. 

I DON'T GET IT

I.S.I.S. is at war with us, but we're not at war with them? 

Please pass the scotch... I just fell off the wagon.  

BORN AGAIN NFL PENALTY

Unnecessary roughness. 

HOW THE WORLD VIEWS OBAMA

THE TIME IS COMING

The time is drawing closer to Election Day.  Did your Congressional delegate vote FOR or AGAINST ObamaCare?  Do you know?

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S PAST THE TIME WE SHOULD KNOW WHY?

EXERCISE IN FUTILITY

Any war run by politicians. 

TODAY WE REMEMBER...

9/11/2001 in New York City

9/11/2012 at Benghazi

We don't need any more memories like these. 

TAHMOORESSI VS. TERRORISTS

If Obama can't spring one Marine from a Mexican jail, how can he be expected to deal with I.S.I.S., Al Qaeda, Hamas  and Boko Haram? 

CONGRESS IS BACK

You can tell by the mixed smell of bullshit and hot air. 

IS ISIS REALLY DANGEROUS?

As Bill Clinton would say...

"That depends on what your definition of  is is."

JOAN RIVERS

Another great American comedian has told her last gag and is on to her next gig. 

UGLY

The face radical left-wing Democrats are painting on America. 

IMPOTENT

Our stance against world terrorism. 

A REAL SWINGER

"Excuse me, Mr. President.  Iran has just nuked Tel Aviv." 

"Do you think I should use an 8 iron or a 9 iron for this next shot?"

STRATEGY

A subject obviously not taught at Harvard. 

PRESIDENT CAMERON?

While Obama was playing golf on Marha's Vineyard, British Prime Minister David Cameron cut his vacation short to deal with the I.S.I.S. crisis.  When Obama admitted he had no strategy, Cameron raised Britain's security threat to "severe."  While Obams has been out fundraising for the weekend, Camron and Germany's Angela Merkel are gearing up to send heavy arms to the Kurds and others who are fighting I.S.I.S.

Maybe we can get Cameron to run for President; we've already had one foreigner in the office, so why not? 

2016

So, who will the Republicans put up in 2016:

Romney and Ryan?

Romney and Bush?

Romney and Christie?