APRIL FOOL'S JOKE

John Kerry. 

P.O.T.U.S.

Piece Of Totally Useless Shit

GUESS WHO'S IN CHARGE AT THE WHITE HOUSE?

ABOUT THAT IRANIAN URANIUM

Let's just suppose that through some miracle Iran were to agree to halt its nuclear ambitions.  Now, just what do you think they would do with all of that enriched uranium... sell it to I.S.I.S. or Syria? 

WHY GEORGE WASHINGTON COULD NOT BE PRESIDENT TODAY

He believed in God. 

OBAMA'S BOTTLE OF BAD HOOCH

Obama says we need to take steps to ensure that the Middle East does not descend into chaos.  Oh, so it's not in chaos now? 

YEMEN

Yet another in the long string of Obama "successes" goes down in flames. 

THE POT HAS CALLED THE KETTLE BLACK

Hey there, Benjamin: How dare you say one thing and then do another!!!  ~ Barack

WHERE ARE THEY?

Where is that long, long list of cities to complain about being left out in the cold over the probable selection of a home in Hawaii for Obama's post-presidency residence?  And, is it true that a growing list of refugees from the island is planning on moving to the mainland if Obama follows through and makes that move?  

THE GAY SERVER

Hillary's server must be gay.  That's why she keeps it in her private closet. 

GLOBAL WARMING REDUX

Since Hillary's butt is firmly implanted in pickle juice, Al Gore is thinking about running for the presidency again.  Bush vs Gore? 

UNBELIEVABLE, BUT TRUE

Affidavits show that the I.R.S. technician who first inspected Lois Lerner's hard drive was totally and physically blind.  It's no wonder he/she couldn't find the emails.  (I don't know if it was Jonathan Gruber or not.) 

MONICA LEWINSKY

Pay attention to her travels... from the Oval Office carpet to a presidential portrait over a period of 16 years, while in the same blue dress. 

HISTORY LESSON

The odds are that Hillary Clinton's emails will mysteriously appear in a cardboard box discovered in an obscure White House closet.  The box will be labeled, "Rose Law Firm Books," and will contain file folders initialed by Vince Foster.  Hillary, of course, will deny knowing anything about it. 

FLAG DOWN

It appears that flying or displaying the American flag will soon be against the law everywhere, while flying the flag of Islam will be acceptable. 

PLEASE

The polls show that 64% of the country think we are headed in the wrong direction.  Would you please quit sitting on your butts taking polls and stand up to do something about it? 

IT USED TO BE

That the truth about Benghazi was hidden in Hillary Clinton's private email server. 

HIATUS

Due to a heart attack, I'm not able to keep my posts updated for a few days.  Look for me to come back online gradually on various blogs over the next week or so.  (March 11, 2015)

MILITARY GETTING DESPERATE?

Word has it that the Air Force is starting to resurrect B-52 bombers that have been in an Arizona boneyard since 2008.  The first B-52 went into service in... 1952, 63 years ago.  If things keep going the way they are with military funding, the B-25 may be making a comeback soon. 

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Word has it that Benjamin Netanyahu was able to fly out of the country with his skin intact. 

NEW NATIONA MONUMENT

A South Dakota Native American Tribe is rumored to be planning to carve a monument near the Crazy Horse Monument in honor of President Obama.  They wish to maintain the Native American theme and have, therefore, decided to call it the "Sitting Bullshit Monument." 

DIRTY, ROTTEN, LOW DOWN...

Wow, the Obamazombies sure jumped on Netanyahu's speech didn't they?  I'll bet Netanyahu wishes he could take back all of those nice things he said about them. 

OBAMA EMASCULATED?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/20/strange-metal-balls-found-on-atlantic-ocean-floor/

OBAMA'S BIRTHPLACE DISCOVERED

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-discover-black-hole-big-contradicts-growth-theory-182735953.html

OBAMA'S TRUE SECRET NOW REVEALED