SAY HELLO TO THE OLD BAT FOR ME

FLOP

CNBC Debates. 

TRUMP'S COMPETITION

Trump asks "What is my competition?"  

Little does he understand that his main real competition is himself. 

HE'S A REAL KNOCK OUT

Mike Tyson has endorsed Donald Trump for president.  

ON THE DARK SIDE

MAUREEN O'HARA

Who will ever forget that fiery red hair?  
 

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

SCREWED

Everybody in the country except Obama.  
 

WHY HAVEN'T THEY CAPTURED ANY BENGHAZI TERRORISTS?

Because they're all illegal aliens hiding out in San Francisco.  
 

HILLARY IS IN BAD TROUBLE

Since Joe announced yesterday that he's not running, she'll have to testify before Congress today with a really bad hangover.  
 

HILLARY'S CACKLE

... Is far better than any Halloween recording ever made. 

BENGHAZI NEVER HAPPENED

The Democrats are loudly singing the refrain that the House Select Committee investigating what happened at Benghazi is politically motivated... that they're solely after Clinton.  

Therefore, they further submit, Benghazi never happened and four great Americans were never massacred. 

HOW TO BREAK A MIRROR

Stand in front of it and ask: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greatest liar of all?  Barack or Hillary?"

MAYBE THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T

OBAMA'S RETIREMENT HOME

JACKASS FLATS

 

BOWE BERGDAHL

FOR PRESIDENT

 

OBAMA GETS TOUGH ON MIDDLE EAST

He's sending Kerry over there to straighten things out.  

 

AND LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE WINNER IS...

JOE BIDEN!!!

 

DEMOCRATS DEBATE

I understand there is to be some kind of a debate on TV tonight.  My guess is that everyone is going to be watching reruns of THE THREE STOOGES. 

IT LEAVES A VERY BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH

Diet Pepsi. 

AFTER OBAMA CONFISCATES YOUR GUNS...

Some dude from Cato Township in Michigan shot and injured a cop over the weekend.  He used a crossbow. 

MEANWHILE, BACK IN ALASKA

SPEAKERLESS IN CONGRESS

John Boehner has resigned as Speaker of the House.  Kevin McCarthy decided he doesn't want the job.  Gosh, maybe Nancy Pelosi will have to take the job back???

OBAMA'S WAR STRATEGY

WHY HILLARY IS IN IMMINENT DANGER

Because Sanders is gaining on he, she's moving further to the left.  If she moves much further, she's going to fall off the face of the earth. 

THE WORLD'S MOST ENDANGERED SPECIES

White, Christian cops. 

OBAMA HAS IT RIGHT ON GUNS

We need to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill.  Let's start by confiscating all guns in the hands of the White House and the Congress. 

THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE EVIL EMPIRE

NEW BEST SELLER

Now that Putin is in charge, it's a great time to study America's new best seller.  

NETANYAHU WAS RIGHT

Now that Russia rules the Middle East, just who is going to help Israel defend itself? 

WAHHHHH!!!

Putin told Obama to get out of Syria.  The commodes at the White House have backed up.  Wahhhh!!!!