DOPPELGANGER

They've discovered Earth's doppelganger.  Now THAT'S scary...  

SUPERBOWEL WEDNESDAY

The day Obama learned Netanyahu was coming to speak to Congress. 

DECISIONS, DECISIONS, DECISIONS

Would Obama prefer to behead Netanyahu or Boehner first? 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Francis Ford Coppola and Mario Puzo are holed up in a Reno hotel room writing "GODFATHER IV," a story about the Obama presidency. 

SNIT

It now seems that when Mitch McConnell tries to run the Senate the same way Harry Reid did, the Democrats have a complaint.  (Perhaps they would feel better about things if they could step outside and pee up a rope?)

PELOSI WILL HAVE TO MOVE OUT

Obama and the EPA want to eliminate cow flatulence. 

WHAT THE PATRIOTS AND OBAMA HAVE IN COMMON

They both have lots of balls. Obama's, however, are definitely not deflated.  

GUESS WHO OBJECTS TO BEING CALLED A DEMON?

DEAREST BARACK

I don't want to share our money with anyone.  I think we should keep every last dime for ourselves.  

Love, Michelle

AL SHARPTON

For President; Maxine Waters for Veep. 

STUPID JERKS

There are new Members of Congress who actually think this president has no authority to write the laws. 

THE CASE FOR CLOSING GITMO

They need a place to put all of the Obama Administration officials when his term is over. 

DISH DISH

It is interesting to note that Dish TV, having chased all of their Fox fans to DirecTV, is now expecting us to pay DirecTV a penalty and to go running back to Dish. 

OBAMA

COUNT DRACULA, REINCARNATED

BYE-BYE BLACKBERRY

Samsung is buying them out.  Now they'll known as Sungberries. 

APPEARANCES

The way Obama is going about doing things, it appears that his major objective is to piss off the Republicans.  He still wants to get even with their temerity in winning the midterms. 

EVOLUTION OF MANKIND

Man cannot live on bread alone; he also needs at least 16 gigabytes of RAM. 

FRANCE

Good enough to help our nation's birth; kind enough to give us the Statue of liberty; courageous enough to do our fighting against terrorists... But not good enough for our president to stand by its side in unity while the rest of the world shows up for the occasion. 

FOX NEWS TV

It looks to me like Fox News and Fox Business News have been Dished. 

REID TRIES TO EMMULATE OBAMA

He already has a black eye...

ROMNEY SAYS HE'S WEIGHING ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL BID

Speaking about the 200-pound gorilla in the room....

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That CNN's Headline News Network is going to be renamed the Robin Meade News Network. 

OBAMA IS A TERRORIST

The classic dictionary definition of "terrorist"includes: extremist, fanatic;

revolutionary, radical...

 

If that doesn't define Obama, what does?  

TYRANT

America's first Black president. 

UNVELIEVABLE REVELATION!

Obama says he is going to fight the Republican Congress!!!!  Holy Toledo, Maxine! 

CURIOSITY DISCOVERS MANUFACTURED BOX ON MARS

That's right, folks; there's a box-like object within view of the Mars rover Curiosity.  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/12/29/some-in-space-community-notice-something-they-say-is-unusual-in-this-nasa-mars-rover-picture/

Due to its large size, speculation is growing that it contains Obama's lies. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Harry Reid is going to be doing ads for exercise machines. 

CHANGING OF THE GOURD

Obama's personal chef has quit his White House job.  Word is that he was tired of trying to find new and interesting ways to prepare crow for the president. 

HASN'T IT BEEN NICE AND QUIET?

Obama's been out of Washington for two whole weeks!