Monday, August 31, 2015

Sunday, August 30, 2015

IT'S OBVIOUS

Hillary has her story about the emails, and rational Americans have theirs. 

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Friday, August 28, 2015

TECHNOLOGY IS SO GREAT

Now you catch watch on your cell phone or tablet from the luxury of your hotel room in the Bahamas as the burglars ransack your house.  

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

SUSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son, has his name on the Ashley Madison roll of promiscuous clients. 

Monday, August 24, 2015

IS HILLARY A CROOK?

That depends on what your definition of "is" is. 

Sunday, August 23, 2015

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Michelle Obama's name is on the Ashley Madison client list... is there?   

Saturday, August 22, 2015

HOW EMBARASSING

So, the aliens landed in Washington, D.C. and said, "Take me to your leader." 

Friday, August 21, 2015

HILLARY'S FAMOUSLAST WORDS?

"Just send me an Email." 

Thursday, August 20, 2015

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD THIS LINE?

For five years, those damned Republicans have all been campaigning on the solid promise, "I'm going to real ObamaCare."  


Wednesday, August 19, 2015

SO BILL AND BARRY PLAYED GOLF

Bill shot a 56 for 16 under par and Barry shot a 57 for 15 under.  Barry would have shot a 55, but the eraser fell off his pencil.  They both would have scored higher, but the battery fell out of the calculator. 

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Why aren't all Senators named Flake? 

Monday, August 17, 2015

INTERESTING STATISTIC

21.7% of politicians do not live in zoos. 

Sunday, August 16, 2015

I'VE DECIDED WHO I'M VOTING FOR

Barack Hussein Obama as ex-president. 

Saturday, August 15, 2015

I WONDER

If EPA ever has read their own Clean Water Act?  
 

Friday, August 14, 2015

Thursday, August 13, 2015

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

What do you think the odds are that Donald Trump will help fund Rick Perry's campaign? 

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

HE WAS A GOOD SPORT

So long to Frank Gifford.  
 

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

THE MOST COSTLY COMMODITY ON EARTH

I used to think air was free... until I bought a box of cereal.  
 

Monday, August 10, 2015

Sunday, August 09, 2015

YOU DON'T QUALIFY?

As of Monday, the Department of Labor, Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs now offers forms for filing complaints about discrimination in Spanish, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and French.  Evidently, if you speak English you cannot complain. 

Saturday, August 08, 2015

PLAYING WITH THEIR "P.P."

The left-wing, unethical and immoral ogres are so busy playing with their coveted Planned Parenthood that they fail to see the underlying moral depravity of their positions. 

Friday, August 07, 2015

AND THE WINNER IS

FOX, laughing all of the way to the bank. 

Thursday, August 06, 2015

MY QUESTION FOR THE DEBATES

If you can't handle Trump, how are you going to handle Putin? 

Wednesday, August 05, 2015

IRAN GOES TO HELL

There was a heat index of 164 the other day in Iran.  

Tuesday, August 04, 2015

BROTHERLY LOVE

Obama's Kenyan half-brother, Malik, says Barack is not an honest man. 

Monday, August 03, 2015

CLINTON DOCUMENT DUMP

Smells worse than the ladies room after a night of beans and beer...

Sunday, August 02, 2015

DONALD TRUMP'S NEW CAMPAIGN SONG

"Trump, Trump, Trump, the Boys are Marching....."

Saturday, August 01, 2015

BOWE BERGDAHL

He's certainly gone to pot...