Wednesday, September 30, 2015

NEW V.A.PROJECT

Evidently, the waiting lines are getting bigger and bigger, and it's taking longer and longer to get into see a V.A. doctor, so guess what?  

The Department of Veterans Affairs is launching a campaign to cut down the suicide rate. 

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

PLANNED PARENTHOOD MARKETING STRATEGY

Why don't they just grind up fetuses and sell them for dog meat?  
 

Monday, September 28, 2015

HOW TO EXCITE A DEMOCRAT

Let Joe Biden make another gaffe.  
 

Sunday, September 27, 2015

LOWER THAN A SNAKE'S BELLY

Any member of congress.  
 

Saturday, September 26, 2015

QUANDRY

Trying to figure out which of the candidates would be better at working with and leading Congress to better manage our country is like trying to figure out which lunatic would be better at running the asylum. 

Friday, September 25, 2015

OBAMA SAYS THIS COUNTRY IS GREAT

Obviously, he's happy with how he has destroyed it. 

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

POLITICAL PROSTITUTE

Otherwise known as a Member of Congress. 

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Monday, September 21, 2015

Sunday, September 20, 2015

HOW TO SAVE AMERICA

Defund Congress. 

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Friday, September 18, 2015

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Monday, September 14, 2015

HEIL HITLER


UP YOURS, AMERICA

Saturday, September 12, 2015

OUR AMERICAN FASCISTS


AMERICANS OPPOSE IRANIAN NUCLEAR "DEAL"

SO, WHO CARES? 

Friday, September 11, 2015

MICHELLE CONTRIBUTES TO UNEMPLOYMENT AND STARVING KIDS

Tons of discarded food is being hauled from schools every day because children are refusing to eat Michelle's menu; half of cafeteria employees have been laid off.  The word is out: if you want better food, go to prison. 

Thursday, September 10, 2015

ANTHONY WEINER FOR PRESIDENT

Yeah... why not just replace one hot dog with another? 

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Tuesday, September 08, 2015

Saturday, September 05, 2015

WEEKEND BBQ

The word is that the Iranians are celebrating our Labor Day Weekend by barbecuing Ribs Obama and serving Kerry Potato Salad.  

See you Tuesday.  

Friday, September 04, 2015

WORD HAS IT

That the Washington Monument shall henceforth be known as the Obama Monument. 

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

I WIN


IRAN HAS ITS NUKES AND 
FREEDOM HAS ONE MORE NAIL IN ITS COFFIN

UP YOURS, AMERICA

UNEMPLOYMENT

Al Sharpton. 

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

OBNOXIOUS BOOR

Jorge Ramos.