Saturday, April 30, 2016

TO HELL WITH JOHN WAYNE

He was an outspoken American who believed strongly in the foundations of liberty which made this country great.  

But, as the Democrats have recently discovered, he was politically incorrect.  He was a racist.  He was a bigot.  What's worse, he was a Republican

To hell with him.  

Friday, April 29, 2016

BYE, BYE NOW

Who needs TARGET?  

Thursday, April 28, 2016

DEMOCRAT VOTE PLUMMETS

The number of Democrats turning out to vote in the primaries is down 20% versus 2008.  

Considering their choices, I'm surprised it's not down more than that.  

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

OBAMA DETERMINED TO WIN

He's sending 250 more troops to Syria to help fight I.S.I.S.  Those 35,000 - 40,000 I.S.I.S. combatants are literally shuddering in their boots. 

Monday, April 25, 2016

OBAMA THE TRAVELER

Since Barack is incapable of running our country, he decided to head for Great Britain and tell them how to run theirs.  

 

Sunday, April 24, 2016

THE "NEW" DEMOCRATS

Convicted felons. 

Saturday, April 23, 2016

TRANSPARENCY

Meaningless word used by politicians to make you sit down and shut up. 

Friday, April 22, 2016

PRINCE DIED

And the whole world stood still.  

 

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

GUESS WHO'S STILL IN PRISON?

Michelle Obama.  At least she says she's in prison.  
 

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO HILLARY, I'M CONVINCED...

This country made a drastic mistake when it allowed women to vote.  
 

Monday, April 18, 2016

VOTER

Fictional member of the Republican Party.  

Sunday, April 17, 2016

HILLARY HAS A BOWEL MOVEMENT

Sanders meets with the Pope.  
 

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Friday, April 15, 2016

TAX JOKE OF THE DAY

Just finished off your 2014 Tax Return?  Did you cheat? 

The National Science Foundation recently funded a $600,000 grant to study why people cheat on their taxes.  
 

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Monday, April 11, 2016

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Saturday, April 09, 2016

SO, WHO DO YOU THINK...

Paul Ryan is going to choose for his running mate?  


Friday, April 08, 2016

POLITICS AND SEX

It occurs to me that politics is somewhat akin to anal sex. 

Thursday, April 07, 2016

GOODBYE MERLE

That Haggard old Okie from Muskogee.  

 

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

TODAY'S THE DAY

When John Boehner, Paul Ryan, Karl Rove, Scott Walker, Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell decide who the Wisconsin voters are allowed to vote for in the Republican Party.    
 

Monday, April 04, 2016

LEAD IN THE WATER...

goes straight to your butt.  
 

Sunday, April 03, 2016

PURE BRILLIANCE

Obama has to be the only person on the face of the earth who believes the earth rotates 15 degrees on its axis when when we switch from standard time to daylight savings time. 

Saturday, April 02, 2016

LAUGH OF THE YEAR

President Obama and other world nations are warning North Korea to give up its nuclear weapons.  

Yeah, right.  


Friday, April 01, 2016