Monday, February 29, 2016

LEAP YEAR

Wanna get married?  

 

Sunday, February 28, 2016

EXPIRED FOOD

Eat it and you instantly return into a left-wing, radical zombie Democrat.  
 

Saturday, February 27, 2016

BRAWL

A GOP presidential debate. 

Friday, February 26, 2016

A FACT ABOUT MITT ROMNEY

If he really wants to scuttle Trump's candidacy, Romney should come out and endorse him. 

Eww!  Talk about the kiss of death....!!!

Thursday, February 25, 2016

THE REAL REASON OBAMA IS GOING TO CUBA

He's looking for a place to live after he leaves the White House.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

EPIC FAILURE

Hillary Clinton insists she's been trying all of  her life... her whole life... to tell the truth.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

CLINTON'S NEW MANTRA

It doesn't matter what your political or criminal history is or what your job qualifications are; as long as you have a uterus, you should be the next president.  

Monday, February 22, 2016

WHY OBAMA WOULDN'T ATTEND SCALIA'S FUNERAL

Muslims don't attend Christian funerals.
 

Sunday, February 21, 2016

HAPPY LEAP YEAR DAY


SCALIA: EVERYONE MOURNS IN HIS OWN WAY

Obama missed Scalia's funeral because he was too busy drooling through this binder full of potential replacements, which he picked up from the Court on his way out the door after viewing Scalia's casket.   

Saturday, February 20, 2016

OBAMA'S SHORT LIST FOR THE SUPREME COURT

Loretta Lynch
Eric Holder
Rahm Emanuel
Janet Napolitano
Michelle Obama
John Kerry
 

Friday, February 19, 2016

DONALD TRUMP

For Mr. Congeniality...

Thursday, February 18, 2016

MICHELLE OBAMA

For Supreme Court Justice. 

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

DROOLING AT THE MOUTH

Barack Hussein Obama at the thought of taking 100% control of the Supreme Court.  

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

ANTONIN SCALIA

A true American patriot... Certainly one of the few.    
 

Monday, February 15, 2016

JIM GILMORE

I just found out Jim Gilmore suspended his GOP presidential race.  Who was Jim Gilmore? 

Sunday, February 14, 2016

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY

That excludes Barack Obama, of course.  
 

Saturday, February 13, 2016

EINSTEIN'S SPACE-TIME THEORY

If you ravel through space for enough time, you will eventually reach another dimension where politicians do not exist.  
 

Friday, February 12, 2016

HILLARY: QUID PRO QUO?

Let's see now... If Barack arranges for Hillary to get off, will Hillary select Michelle to be her running-mate?  

Thursday, February 11, 2016

HILLARY WHO?

Yeah.  Who WAS that woman who was running in the New Hampshire primary?  
 

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

DENNY'S

Black customers must pay in advance for their meals. 

Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Monday, February 08, 2016

DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

Marco Rubio under attack by Chris Christie at the Saturday night debates.  
 

Sunday, February 07, 2016

BORDERS

Why do we even bother?  

Saturday, February 06, 2016

FUTILITY

An Iowa Caucus. 

Friday, February 05, 2016

HOLIER THAN THOU

Politicians.  Don't you get tired of their pompous butts?  

Thursday, February 04, 2016

RON PAUL

Bye bye, now.  
 

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

IOWA

The State where half of the people vote for a crook and the other half votes for a Socialist.  That oughta make even Bob Dole sick. 

Tuesday, February 02, 2016

QUESTION OF THE DAY

If Hillary wins, will she do a poll dance?
 

Monday, February 01, 2016

SHOOTOUT IN DENVER

These rival biker gangs had a shootout in Denver over the weekend.  I wonder how many of them passed their background checks and bought their guns from a licensed gun dealer?