Friday, September 30, 2016

WHY HILLARY SHOULD BE PRESIDENT

Maybe she'll bring back all of the White House silverware she stole.  
 

Thursday, September 29, 2016

IN REGARDS TO TRUMP'S TAXES

Tell us what what happened in Benghazi,, Mrs. Clinton. 

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

ARNOLD PALMER

Keep on swingin'. 

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

NOVEMBER

One thing is certain: Hillary Clinton is undoubtedly the only person on the face of the earth who has the ability to do a worse job as president than Barack Hussein Obama.  
 

Monday, September 26, 2016

TWO BIG GAMES ON TONIGHT

The Atlanta Falcons vs. the New Orleans Saints

Hillary vs. The Donald

Don't you wonder who is going to make the first pass?  

 

Sunday, September 25, 2016

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Donald Trump is buying out Brylcreem.  
 

Saturday, September 24, 2016

REAL ESTATE PRICES TO TANK?

If Trump wins and all of those people who've been saying they'll move to Canada actually leave... real estate prices will hit the toilet. 


Friday, September 23, 2016

DEMOCRATS SHOULD GET RID OF THE MIDDLEMAN

Instead of running Hillary Clinton, why not just name George Soros to the job and cut out the middleman (woman)?  

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW...

What's the latest Skittlesbut?

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

CORRECT, HILLARY?

They say if you keep telling the same lies over and over again, pretty soon they become truth.  Is that correct, Hillary? 

Monday, September 19, 2016

Sunday, September 18, 2016

T.P.T.

The name of the Trans-Pacific Trade "deal," T.P.T., really should be shortened to just "T.P." because if it passes, that's what we're going to be... T.P.d     

Saturday, September 17, 2016

WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE HILLARY TO THE E.R.?

Because they already knew what her problem was and they didn't want an E.R. doctor or staff to release the news to the inquiring public.  The answer: Parkinson's Disease. 
 

Friday, September 16, 2016

ON A NEW NOTE...

The Samsung Galaxy 7 has now been officially recalled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.  You can't hear me now. 

Thursday, September 15, 2016

SHENANIGANS

http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/09/Hillary-Clinton-Faint-9-11-16-YouTube-640x480.jpg 

Notice agent on left playing solitaire on his I-Phone...

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

ALEPPO

Isn't that short for "a leopard?"

Monday, September 12, 2016

ABOUT HILLARY'S "FLASHLIGHT"

The story circulating om the Internet is that a Black guy with a Diazapam pen has been constantly by Hillary's side.  The modified story, presented by her campaign over the weekend, is that the Pen" is actually a flashlight.  

Okay, so why does this guy carry it by his side in broad daylight?  And, why, when Hillary starts to have an "episode," does he jam her in the arm with it? 

Okay... maybe he's trying to make her see the light? 

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Saturday, September 10, 2016

IT'S PUTRID

We don't have enough money to keep our military strong or to feed and shelter our homeless, but we have enough enough money to sneak $33 billion to Iran so they can build missiles, advance their nuclear program and bring us down.  

If that's not treason, what is?  
 

Friday, September 09, 2016

YOU SAY "NEVER TRUMP?"


So... Tell me all about Hillary Clinton's long list of redeeming values...

Thursday, September 08, 2016

HILLARY IS FULLY CAPABLE OF DEFENDING AMERICA

Just like she was fully capable of defending those four poor souls in Benghazi. 

Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

Monday, September 05, 2016

IT'S LABOR DAY

Do you suppose they'll take a day off from murders in Chicago?  

Sunday, September 04, 2016

HILLARY'S PLANS FOR LABOR DAY

In honor of Labor Day, Hillary is not going to give a press conference.  

Saturday, September 03, 2016

PARADOX

So, Trump went to Mexico, drank the water and Clinton got diarrhea?  

Friday, September 02, 2016

ALIEN SIGNALS

Scientists are perplexed at receiving a mysterious signal from outer space.  Further investigation reveals that it may be some of Hillary Clinton's deleted Emails returning from cyberspace.  

Thursday, September 01, 2016

GENE WILDER

Willy Wonka has died, but Billy Clinton lives on.