WE'RE INFESTED WITH A NEW PLAGUE

It's called Congress.  The voters tried spraying them with disinfectant in November and it didn't work. 

THE STATUS-QUO OF AMERICA?

An Oakland, California restaurant has installed a mural honoring a convicted terrorist who killed two in a Jerusalem grocery store.  

AWWW, SHUCKS

All of those workers up in Seattle demanded... demanded a $15 per hour minimum wage the our Democrat friends were more than willing to make it into law.  Now, those same workers are madder than hell, because 5,000 jobs were lost and those left working are getting fewer hours and benefits.  

And we "low-thinking, mean" Conservative business people who tried to warn them?  We're simply known as "deplorables."  
 

DEMOCRATS PROVIDE CLEAR LESSON IN ABSURDITY

They have adamantly refused to cast even one vote in favor of a new health care bill.  Now, they want to say the Republicans have taken ownership of ObamaCare because they're not getting it fixed.  

PELOSI LAYS DOWN THE LAW

She doesn't give a hoot what the rest of the Democrat Party thinks, she will leave her post whenever she wants to leave.  Period.  

And that, my friends, is the epitome of how those turds all think. 

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR THE DEMOCRATS WHINE...

Let's pass a law making it illegal to play with your rubber duckies on the Potomac.  

DOES IT BOTHER YOU?

Does it bother you that Planned Parenthood just used $1 million of taxpayer money to support a political candidate?  

AS LONG AS THEY'RE HAVING ALL OF THESE INVESTIGATIONS...

Why don't they investigate why Congress hasn't done a damned thing in 30 years? 

WE MUST SURRENDER

We are surrounded by cats and dogs, in more ways than one.  

 

ADAM WEST

Holy shit, Batman!

HUNG

As of post time yesterday, Cosby's trial jury couldn't figure out whether he screwed her, or she screwed him.  

YOU ARE ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION

According to Terry McAuliffe, 93 million Americans are killed every day in American due to gun violence.  That means in 3.5 days, everyone in American is killed.  Which means you're dead.  So, if you think you are alive, it's only a figment of your imagination.  

I rest my case. 

SESSIONS IS AS GUILTY AS HELL

He must be, because he denied it and no one else can prove it.  

Makes sense to me. 

A REAL RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY

BARACK OBAMA CONTINUES TO BLOW HOT AIR

WHY THE LIBERALS ARE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE ABUT COMEY

They figure if they can keep the Comey hearings in the limelight, their association and admiration for Kathy Griffin will get buried in the Comey noise.  

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL

Comey testified.  

NOW THAT ISIS HAS ATTCKED IN IRAN...

What are we going to say if Iran drops a nuke on them?  

WE JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY, WHEN...

JIMMY COMEY SINGS!

BEYOND COMPREHENSION

If it's basically illegal to own a gun in Chicago, why do so many thousands of gun crimes happen there every year?  Why is that, Rahm?

EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT NOW

Bill Maher used the "N" word on his show the other night, but he's apologized for it... which means everything is okay now.  

OBAMA'S LONG LOST BROTHER FOUND!

It was first dredged up in 1870s off Papua New Guinea; and now scientists say they've hauled one up from the deep once again near Australia... a so-called faceless fish.

TRUMP'S FAVORITE MOVIE

"THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!"