IT'S TOO DAMNED BAD

Hurricane Harvey should have hit Berkeley instead.  

VIOLENCE IS FINE WITH ME

I mean... today's media barely reports on it and certainly does not investigate its causes.  So, it must be acceptable.  

REMOVE MARTN LUTHER KING STATUES

His niece, Elvada, is an ardent supporter of Donald Trump.  His statues must go.  

I'M A RACIST

I still believe in America.  

YES, I'LL BOYCOTT NFL GAMES

As long as they tolerate any player sitting down during the national anthem, I'm not interested in watching their UN-American activities.   

FOX NEWS COULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS

Steve Bannon is ready to start a Breitbart News network that will get back to the business of broadcasting conservative news... a market FOX is leaving wide open.

 

A PARTY OF ILL REPUTE

Democrats.  

TODAY COULD BE A BAD DAY

When it gets really dark and the eclipse is full, will Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer grow fangs and start to drool green goop on the bodies of their conservative victims?  

Who knows?  Only The Shadow knows... 

 

THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT...

People.  
 

WOODSHED

Somebody needs to take the little midget from North Korea out to the woodshed and teach him how to behave in public.  

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME

Barack Obama's favorite color is yellow.  

NEW PRESIDENT: MITCH MCCONNELL

President of the Congressional Good Old Boy Establishment.  
 

IF DEMOCRATS EVER STOPPED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR

It would surely break. 

GLEN CAMPBELL

A legend in his time.  God bless and good luck. 

GET REAL

It's been hidden for years... the North Koreans have been rapidly advancing their nuclear capabilities.  Now, the Trump Administration has uncovered the real and horrible truth.  

And the left-wingers of this country want to impeach Trump?  

Do we even have a nation intact that we can defend?  
 

DON'T YOU WONDER WHY?

Why hasn't Special Counsel Robert Mueller named Hillary Clinton to his panel investigating Trump yet?  He's named virtually every other Democrat in Washington to that panel...