Friday, December 29, 2017

IT'LL BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR

Except for Kim Jong un.  


Wednesday, December 27, 2017

ABSURDITY 101

The Democrats and the media, having been outwitted, outsmarted and out-maneuvered at every turn in 2017, are now crowing that they are going to take back the House in 2018 and impeach Trump.  

Won't things be so much better with Hillary finally in charge?  

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Friday, December 22, 2017

WILL SANTA COME DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY?

If you're expecting Santa to come down your chimney this year, you'd better have plenty of liability insurance and a good attorney.  

See you next Tuesday.  

Thursday, December 21, 2017

WOULD YOU BELIEVE?

With the tax-reform bill in action, with North Korean and Iranian nuclear programs on the burner, with a bad train wreck in Washington... THE HILL'S White House Press reporter Jordan Fabian wanted to know whether or not Trump believes in UFO's.  

They're all just so bone-headed, aren't they? 

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

JASON CHAFFETZ SAYS JESS SESSIONS HAS TO GO

Will someone please tell them where the men's room is? 

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

U.N. SAYS U.S. MUST RETRACT NAMING JERUSALEM AS ISRAEL'S CAPITOL

Yeah, I think we should, too... right after they shut down Iran's and North Korea's nuclear and missile programs. 


Monday, December 18, 2017

DEMS GOING TO TAKE THE STREETS

Walter Shaub, the former director of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics, is warning people to stock up on portable phone chargers, warm clothes, and gear needed for "when we take the streets."  

Hopefully, they'll fix the damned potholes they left behind.  



Friday, December 15, 2017

DISAPPEARING ACT

It appears not only the halls of Congress will be half empty, but that Hollywood and the major networks are all going to be scrambling to find new employees before this sex scandal business is done and over with.  


Thursday, December 14, 2017

GET THE MONEY BACK FIRST

Authorities are contemplating deporting a Ghanian who has plead guilty to over $300,000 in food stamp fraud.  Yeah... send her home... with the money.  


Wednesday, December 13, 2017

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

The decorum...or lack of it... in the White House Press Room.  


Tuesday, December 12, 2017

MITT ROMNEY

Mitt Romney thinks he has earned the right to be god of the Republican Party.  


Monday, December 11, 2017

TOMORROW

Here comes the Judge.  


Friday, December 08, 2017

Thursday, December 07, 2017

ENEMIES OF THE STATE

The press and the media.  


Wednesday, December 06, 2017

BIG BAD JOHN BITES THE DUST

Bye, bye now, "Mister" Conyers.  


Tuesday, December 05, 2017

THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THIS "NEW" TAX BILL...

The more I think it's a bigger piece of crap than their proposed repeal and replacement of ObamaCare was.  

What a downright, dirty farce.  


Monday, December 04, 2017

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE OR ANYTHING ANYMORE...

Whenever you reach that point, you have become a full-fledged, qualified Member of Congress.  

Friday, December 01, 2017

JIM NEIGHBORS

I don't care if he was gay.  He was a terrific actor and a great singer... gone off to join the Marine Corps of the sky.