TRUMP'S FAMILY DISINTEGRATES

That must be the case, because ABC's Terry Moran is making a federal case out of the fact that a... "a" mind you... a single picture of a single view, mind you... doesn't show a picture of wife Melania Trump or his children in the background.   I presume Moran would have us believe that Trump's family has walked out on the "tyrant?"  

How do such childish liberal imbeciles end up working for a major network, anyway?  Why absolutely no comment about Iran firing off a ballistic missile test in violation of U.N. sanctions, for example?  
 

HOW TO MAKE ILLEGALS LEAVE THE COUNTRY

Make them pay for car insurance.  

ALL OF THIS TALK ABOUT A WALL

Do you know what the trout said when he hit a wall?  

DAM!

MARY TYLER MOORE

Good bye Mrs. Petrie.  It was such a great act. 

WHY IS IT...

That the Democrats and the media are so adamantly against any investigation of voter fraud?

ABOUT THAT MILLION WOMAN MARCH

It must have really been that time of the month.  

WORK AT HOME

Looks like Donald Trump has landed a work-at-home job...

I PROTEST

Those who protest only for the sake of protesting, protest too much. 

ONE THING IS READILY APPARENT

Unlike his predecessor, Trump knows how and when to salute. 

THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

Ringling Brothers is closing its act.  Perhaps it is fitting that the biggest circus in the country is closing at the same time the biggest circus in Washington is leaving office.  

FINALLY... WE HAVE A PRESIDENT

AND SO IT BEGINS...

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!  

January 20, 2017 ~ Noon EST

 

TOMORROW

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Trump is going to take the oath of office on a Russian bible.  

NOW THE TEARS FLOW

Did you see Joe all chocked up the other day when he was getting his presidential hubcap from Barack?  What a tear-jerking end to such a wonderful eight years of outstanding success by the Obama elites.... every moment of every hour of  every day will bring yet another tear-filled memory of the great things they have done for us wee-little children and...

THERE'S ONLY THREE MORE DAYS OF THIS POOPYCOCK TO GO!!!

Thank you, dear God.  

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NBC COULDN'T GO ANY LOWER...

Along comes Megyn Kelly.  

IF CALIFORNIA FALLS OFF INTO THE OCEAN...

That will be the end of liberalism in this country. 

SCIENCE VS. FACT

Scientists say that by looking at trees, they have been able to determine that the recently-ended California drought is the worst in over 1,200 years.  That's odd; when I look at trees, all I can see is leaves that will need to be raked up in the fall.  

TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13TH

Only seven more days until Obama leaves office.  

DYLANN ROOF

Bye, bye now... you bastard.  

SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD

And Meryl Streep, whoever she is.  

NO TRUMP!!!

I WANT OBAMA TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW!!!

 

BETTER SEE YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY

Because Trump is going to "Make America Sick Again!"

ARIZONA GOES SOFT

Now that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is leaving, the new sheriff in town is going to refer to illegal immigrants as "guests."  

THANK GOD IT'S JUST THE RUSSIANS

It surely is s relief to know that the Chinese, Iranians and North Koreans would never, never think of hacking us or influencing our elections.  Please pass the gray poop on.

SCHUMER THE SCHMUCK TO TRUMP

"You'd just better stop using your Twitter account or I'm going to be so, soooo angry at you!!!" 
 

THE REAL QUESTIONS ABOUT INFLUENCING AN ELECTION

Why hasn't it occurred to anyone that if the Russians could influence our election Putin would be our next president?  And why isn't anyone in the DOJ pursuing the DNC's attempts to fix the Democrat primary against Bernie Sanders? 

SWEET SIXTEEN

Just 16 more days for Obama to be in office!!!
 

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