DINOSAUR EGG

Paul Ryan laid one.  

kit's nancy pelosi

DYSFUNCTIONAL

United States Government

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Kim Jong-un drives an MG Midget.

FINAL FOUR

What's all of the ruckus over the "Final Four?"  I thought the elections were over in November!  

RYAN'S WORLD

SANCTUARY CITIES

Why don't we have sanctuary cities for Americans? 

RYAN'S SONG

It's not my fault.

CHUCK BARRIS

He's gong bye bye. 

HILLARY'S EMAILS

Now extinct?  

WHAT'S WRONG WITH GORSUCH?

For the first time in their recent history, the Democrats are faced with someone who believes in upholding the law.  

BENGHAZI IS LIKE NEW YORK CITY

Is that why Hillary wants to be mayor?  

CHUCK BERRY

HERE HE COMES, BEETHOVEN.  

PRETENDER TO THE THRONE

Barack Hussein Obama.  

BEND OVER

Here comes ObamaCare 2.0!

 

A MESSAGE FOR CHUCK SCHUMER

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!

PAUL RYAN AND GEORGE SOROS

I don't know which one I like least. 

CRAMDOWN

American Health Care Act, also known as RyanCare. 

DILEMMA

If we fire everyone in government who is a die hard Democrat, left-wing liberal..... Who is going to remain to run the government?  

SCHUMER SHOULD MOVE TO ALBUQUERQUE

And enter the hot air balloon contest.  

SOMEHOW....

For some reason, the way Ryan is pushing TrumpCare reminds me 100% of how Pelosi pushed ObamaCare.  

And the way things are shaping up, we ARE going to have to pass it before we know what's in it.  
 

AND THE BAD NEWS IS...

Nancy Pelosi reportedly was going to leave office if Hillary won.  

SMOKE AND MIRRORS

NOW YOU SEE IT

A.C.A. = "OBAMACARE"  

NOW YOU DON'T

A.H.C.A. = "TRUMPCARE"

See how a little smoke and mirrors changes everything?    

 

PEACE AND QUIET AT HOME AT LAST

All of the women were out on the streets protesting. 

AS CLEAN AND PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW

INFORMED SOURCES

Report that Chuck Schumer wears Russian underpants.  

PARANOIA

The Democrats' state of mind. 

THE WHITE HOUSE: GUESS WHO IS NOT COMING TO DINNER

PILES

I think Nancy Pelosi has a really bad case of them.  
 

I'M BARRED FROM FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT

I once dated a Russian girl.  

FOUND: THREE DEMOCRATS WHO DON'T HAVE THE CLAP

Carryn Owens, whose husband Ryan was recently killed in Yemen, was treated to an emotional standing ovation Tuesday night in Congress as a show of respect for her husband and of love and understanding of her loss.  Democrats Keith Ellison, Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz were the only three in the entire hall who sat on their respective asses and refused to clap. 

It kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?  
 

MY GOD! KELLYANNE HAD FEET ON W.H. COUCH!

JUDGE JOSEPH WAPNER

There went the Judge.