THE GREAT ESCAPE?

Andrew McCabe retires, and gets away with everything, only to disappear into oblivion?  

Same old Washington horseshit. 

TONIGHT'S SPEECH

Should be called the "State of the Disunion."  
 

IMPEACH GINSBERG

Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has announced she will not attend Trump's State of the Union address.  I thought Supreme Court Justices were required to be totally unbiased and apolitical?  

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES

One day, the FBI says they can't find five months worth of Strzok - Page text messages.  Uproar ensues.  The next day, the FBI says Samsung is to blame.  More uproar ensues.  The next day, the FBI says text messages were lost on thousands of phones.  Uproar ensues and Congress starts an investigation.  The very next day, the FBI "finds" the text messages.  

Gosh.  Gee whillikers.   

 I think I'd be damned embarrassed to be an FBI agent. 

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #10: SPEAK UP

Listening to a politician make a speech is somewhat akin to sitting on a commode without toilet paper.  
 

LET THE BUGLES BLOW

And let the purges begin.  

MURDER ,MYSTERY

Who killed Uncle Sam?  

THE SHUTDOWN: IRONY 101

The only ones complaining about the government shutdown are the Democrats... and they're the ones who started it all.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #9: A BAD DAY

The worst possible day in life would be to have a bottle full of fine wine and no corkscrew.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #8: THE END IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT

You'll know the end is coming when a politician tells the truth.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #7: WASHINGTON STENCH

Wake up and smell the skunks.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #6: QUACK, QUACK

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it could be Donald Trump.

SO TRUMP SAID ALL OF THOSE NASTY THINGS?

I'll be damned.  Regardless of what the Democrats would have you believe, he's human after all.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #5: CLUCK CLUCK

·         Ducks quack and chickens cluck, but politicians shuck and duck.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #4: COCKROACHES

It appears that all of the country's cockroaches have moved to Washington, DC.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #3: BEER AND SEX

·  An ice cold beer in a frosted glass is better than a stiff dick any day, because the beer will last longer. 

 

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #2: THE REAL ANSWER TO WHO WE ARE

We are all just figments of our own imaginations.  We exist only because we think we do.  

CONTEMPLATION AND WIT #1: POLITICS AND CITIZENSHIP

Does the dog have the flea, or does the flea have the dog?

STEVE BANNON'S NEW BOOK

HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

CNN

CNN... The Cannabis News Network.  

THE ACUIAL KIM JONG UN NUCLEAR BUTTON...

Is his belly button.  Every time he touches it, the bowels of his mouth  erupt.  

THREE WORDS TO GET RID OIF YOUR CONSTIPATION

"BARACK OBAMA DAY"