AMERICA'S CESSPOOL OF IGNORANCE

U.C. Berkeley

NEW BEST SELLER

Now that Putin is in charge, it's a great time to study America's new best seller.  

MICHELLE CONTRIBUTES TO UNEMPLOYMENT AND STARVING KIDS

Tons of discarded food is being hauled from schools every day because children are refusing to eat Michelle's menu; half of cafeteria employees have been laid off.  The word is out: if you want better food, go to prison. 

COMMON CORE 101

In annual honor and recognition of POW/MIA night, our American Legion Post held a ceremony and ordered a cake from Costco.  The girl in the bake shop says: "Pow Mia.  That's an interesting name.  Is it Spanish?" 

RUTGERS

The national liberal underpinning of free speech. 

THE NEXT SCHOOL SHOOTING...

Will probably occur when some kid who has been forced to eat on the pitiful Michelle Obama school lunch program gets jealous over his friend who brings his own lunch from home... steak sandwich and a cherry tart for desert.   

WHERE OBAMACRATS GO TO COLLEGE?

The University of Maryland recently hosted a workshop for interested students to teach them how to pleasure themselves using various sex toys. 

EASTER

Banned at Heritage Elementary School in Madison, Alabama.  Nope... you can't even talk about it.  Go lay an egg. 

SCHOOLS TO HAVE MORE HOURS

Several states are adding up to 300 hours to their school years on the basis that our students need to have a better education.  From what I've seen lately, the more schooling a guy has the dumber he is.  Take Harvard grad Barack Obama, for instance...