MIA

The major thing missing in this Chinese balloon story was a president. 

Hot Air Predicament

They wouldn't DARE to shoot down that balloon over the Atlantic! Such a move would contribute to global warming! (In more ways than one?)

 

 

Apocolypse

Good God! If we don't raise the debt ceiling immediately, Members of Congress may not get paid Friday! Oh, my!

 

Mars Missions Suspended

They're going to suspend the Mars missions for the next few weeks, ostensibly because the earth and Mars will be on opposite sides of the sun. But I've been informed that the real reason is that both Barack and Afghan Joe want to return to their birthplaces for a mini vacation. 

Shear Fear

The only reason they insist we wear masks is that they are afraid to look us in the face.  

 

The Only Thing Lower Than a Snake's Belly

Biden's ratings.  

How?

How did all of those Haitians make it to Del Rio in the first place? 

 

Zombie President

Biden is not allowed to answer questions or deviate from the script prepared by his "handlers." They're afraid he might slip and tell the truth!

Biden Speaks

 Come on, man!  

Lower Than a Snake's Belly

Biden's poll ratings. 

Gender Identity

I've come to realize that there are, indeed, three genders: male, female and Democrat.  

Observation

Joe Biden may not have the balls to be a president, but Caitlyn Jenner has the balls to be a governor!

What's In A Name?

The Taliban has decided to change the name of Afghanistan to Bidenstan.  

Biden Gets a Vacation Already?

From what?

 

The Question Everyone Wants Answered

 Who was it that wiped Biden's ass? 

Kamala's Hospital Visit

Abortion? 

 

Finally, We Get the Truth?

Maybe, when the feds come clean about UFO's, we'll finally find out the truth about where Obama was actually born? 

Zero

That's how many of the 50 states stepped up to the plate and said, "We would welcome an audit of our 2020 election and our election  processes!" 

 

You've Got to Give Biden Credit...

He made it onto Air Force One, flew overseas and was up and down those stairs many times, and never one did he fall on his ass! 

 

As It Should Be?

Walter Shaub, the director of the United States Office of Government Ethics under President Obama, said the Biden administration is sending a "f--- you" to ethics experts by hiring so many relatives of senior White House officials. I don't have a problem with it; I've been expecting Uncle Joe to put Hunter in charge of the DEA for weeks now...