Las Vegas Bans Grass?

Las Vegas, running into a shortage of water, is considering banning lawns. What are they going to do with all of those dried-up golf courses?   

Hank Aaron

Slugged himself all of the way into the heavenly angel's baseball team. 

  

Tommy Lasorda

That man had balls.  

 

Whitey Ford

 He never pitched BLM!

REDSKINS' NEWS NAME

How about the Washington Weenies? 

THANKS TO KOBE BRYANT

The impeachment crap got knocked off the front pages of the news... just what he would have wanted.
 

WASHINGTON REDSKINS AGREE TO NAME CHANGE

To the surprise and relief of many Americans, the Washington Redskins will  apparently  drop their politically sensitive name  in 2019.     Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington  Redskins, announced yesterday the organization is dropping "Washington" from the franchise name, which, beginning with the 2019 season, will be simply known as "The Redskins."  Snyder stated in his surprise announcement (he finds) the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and does not conjure  a suitable image for young fans of football.  

BART STARR

Football loses a legend. 

SEX, SEX AND MORE SEX

It's interesting to note that Robert Kraft is being widely criticized for patronizing a spa and having sex, but nobody has called for closing down the spa.  In fact, I would not be surprised to hear that House Dems have been flocking there ever since the news came out...
 

FRANKIE ROBINSON

A legend forever.  

WILLE MCCOVEY

Baseball will never be the same.  

 

DALLAS COWBOYS FOR SALE?

Rumor has it you can buy the Dallas Cowboys for $100.  After all, they are ranked as the most valuable NFL franchise...

NO COINCIDENCE

The number of views of college football games in increasing, while the number of NFL viewers is decreasing. 

FOR SALE

Slightly used Nike tennis shoes.  Some burn marks, smell a little like lighter fluid.  Size 10, wide.  $2.00.  (503) 671-6453.  

ROGER GOODELL

He must be a Democrat; he figures the more lousy the job he does, the more he should get paid.  

I THINK COLIN KAEPERNICK...

Wants Roger Goodell's job. 

KAEPERNICK TRIES TO BLACKMAIL AMERICA

Knowing just how valuable a football player he is and just how much sports fans are demanding that he come back onto the field, Colin Kaepernick has said he will stand for the National Anthem if he is allowed to play in the NFL again.   

 

BALLS

Judging by how they've been acting lately, I'd definitely say that NFL balls are not under-inflated this season. 

I RESPECT MY COUNTRY

A HELLUVA LOT MORE THAN I RESPECT THE NFL. 

 

IF THE NFL WON'T STAND BEHIND PATRIOTIC AMERICA...

Why should American's patriots stand behind the NFL?