Showing posts with label Technology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Technology. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

How's Your Windows 10 Doing?

Microsoft has just about run out of excuses to update and screw up your Windows 10. Now they're rolling out Windows 11 so they can start all over again fresh.

Thursday, May 06, 2021

Facebook

There's two sides to every story. They can run their company anyway they want to, and we don't have to use it.  

Tuesday, May 04, 2021

The Basecamp is Deserted

About one-third of the employees of software developer Basecamp have quit their jobs after the company’s founders asked them to focus on developing software, rather than get involved in politics at work.

Monday, May 03, 2021

Pelosi's Laptop

Rumor has it that Pelosi's laptop computer has been found on Sarah Palin's fishing boat in Alaska...

 

Wednesday, February 03, 2021

Humility

 Humility is when you have ten million things to do and your computer says no.  


Thursday, January 21, 2021

Four Gods Of The Universe

 Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Google. 

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Mass Confusion

 Having a daughter named "Alexa." 


Wednesday, November 04, 2020

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

MICROSOFT NEEDS TO DIE

Microsoft needs to be put out of business.  

Windows 10 and its constant, worthless updates is the worst piece of trash to be foisted upon an unsuspecting public since Nancy Pelosi was born.  
 

Thursday, July 25, 2019

IT'S ABOUT TIME

The Justice Department has announced it has launched investigations into "big tech" companies to see if they have stifled competition, hurt consumers or monopolized segments of the tech industry.  Silicon Valley is hoping the investigations will be over in just a "nanosecond."  


Friday, April 05, 2019

SPEAKING OF ROBOCALLS...

Why are politicians, political groups and campaigns exempt from laws and regulations regarding robocalls?  I for one am just as sick and tired of their lies, spins and bullshit as you are.  As a matter of fact, I'd much more prefer a call from a Preparation H salesman. 

Thursday, December 13, 2018

FY

The California Public Utilities Commission  is about to vote on a proposal to start taxing text messages.  I wonder how much it will cost me to send them a simple, but to the point "FY?"




Thursday, August 02, 2018

3-D GUNS

Of course you should be able to make 3-D guns.  Same with 3-D bombs, 3-D tanks, 3-D howitzers and 3-D Democrats.  

 

Monday, July 31, 2017

WAS WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ BEING BLACKMAILED?

The Pakistani I.T. guy would certainly know all of her dirty little secrets, wouldn't he?  And, that would explain why she kept him on the payroll, even while he was under investigation, wouldn't it?  And that would surely explain why she was keeping him on the payroll even after he was moving back to Pakistan, wouldn't it?  

Gosh, I wonder if he's going to rat her out, now that he's been arrested.... don't you? 

Monday, May 15, 2017

FLYING WITHOUT A LAPTOP

Do you really want to be that exposed on an airplane?  


Friday, December 16, 2016

ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS

Do you suppose she also has a Yahoo account?  


Friday, September 16, 2016

ON A NEW NOTE...

The Samsung Galaxy 7 has now been officially recalled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.  You can't hear me now. 

Friday, September 02, 2016

ALIEN SIGNALS

Scientists are perplexed at receiving a mysterious signal from outer space.  Further investigation reveals that it may be some of Hillary Clinton's deleted Emails returning from cyberspace.  

Sunday, June 12, 2016

EMAIL

Not Hillary's favorite word.  

Friday, August 28, 2015

TECHNOLOGY IS SO GREAT

Now you catch watch on your cell phone or tablet from the luxury of your hotel room in the Bahamas as the burglars ransack your house.