New National Mask Orders In The Works

Citing an overwhelming mandate from the American people, Joe Biden will require that all citizens wear masks 24/7 beginning January 2oth. Violators will be persecuted. Anarchists, illegals  and Antifa members will be exempt.  

Each mask will be fitted with a transmitter that will notify authorities if the mask is taken off.  

Biden's Hidden Past

The Texas Commission on Environmental Quality warned the Brazosport Water Authority last Friday of the potential contamination of its water supply with Naegleria fowleri, a brain-eating amoeba. Biden has yet to disclose that he once lived there. 

BIG TROUBLE AHEAD AT THE DNC IN MILWAUKEE!

So far, over 100 law enforcement agencies previously committed to provide security at the 2020 Democratic National Convention have backed out.  

THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP...

Abort all children of conservatives. 

COFFEE

They say drinking coffee can protect your liver from alcohol damage, so now I add  coffee to my Irish whiskey.  

WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE HILLARY TO THE E.R.?

Because they already knew what her problem was and they didn't want an E.R. doctor or staff to release the news to the inquiring public.  The answer: Parkinson's Disease. 
 

SHENANIGANS

 

Notice agent on left playing solitaire on his I-Phone...

ABOUT HILLARY'S "FLASHLIGHT"

The story circulating om the Internet is that a Black guy with a Diazapam pen has been constantly by Hillary's side.  The modified story, presented by her campaign over the weekend, is that the Pen" is actually a flashlight.  

Okay, so why does this guy carry it by his side in broad daylight?  And, why, when Hillary starts to have an "episode," does he jam her in the arm with it? 

Okay... maybe he's trying to make her see the light?