Raising A Stink

The main reason they want to obliterate Pepe Le Pew is that the name reminds everyone of Barack Obama.  

Covid Relief

The Covid Relief Bill has passed! Oh, Joy! I suddenly went from having $20 in my wallet to having nothing and owing $2,000. And 90% of that missing money is being either spent on  pork or sent overseas! 

 

CUOMO WANTS... WHAT?

New York's ultra-intelligent Governor Cuomo wants wealthy New Yorkers to return, now that he has cured the Chinese Virus.  No mention was made in his plea about BLM, Antifa, anarchists, defunding the police or high taxes...

NEWSOM'S HALLOWEEN TREATS

More fires.
More blackouts.
More homelessness.
More illegals.
More gas taxes.

BE SURE TO PAY YOUR TAXES

The Democrats need the revenue to pay for all of their new programs:

• Guaranteed income for all
• Medicare for all
• Free abortions for all
• Sanctuary cities
• Welfare and education for all illegals
• Reparations for Blacks
• Free college for all
• Free, free, free

FY

The California Public Utilities Commission  is about to vote on a proposal to start taxing text messages.  I wonder how much it will cost me to send them a simple, but to the point "FY?"

OBAMA AND CLINTON COULD FINALLY BE IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE

The I.R.S. is going to crack down on people who use offshore accounts in order to avoid taxes, penalties and jail time.  

WHEN YOU PAY YOUR TAXES THIS YEAR, REMEMBER

You're paying for abortions, you're paying for ObamaCare, you're paying for sanctuary cities and you're not paying for any border wall.  

THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THIS "NEW" TAX BILL...

The more I think it's a bigger piece of crap than their proposed repeal and replacement of ObamaCare was.  

What a downright, dirty farce.  

GOVERNMENT'S NEW TAX PLAN

GRANDIOSE

Obama spent about $106,000,000 on his lavish vacations...much, much more than any other president. 

How many homeless people would that feed or shelter? 

DOES IT BOTHER YOU?

Does it bother you that Planned Parenthood just used $1 million of taxpayer money to support a political candidate?  

NEVER, EVER

When is the last time our government made certain we taxpayers got value for our money?  

TAX JOKE OF THE DAY

Just finished off your 2014 Tax Return?  Did you cheat? 

The National Science Foundation recently funded a $600,000 grant to study why people cheat on their taxes.  
 

WHO IS THE I.R.S.?

I received a call from a Florida number from a guy with a deep foreign accent saying he was from the I.R.S. and that they were in the process of bringing lawsuit against me. So, I said: "Who is the I.R.S.?" 

I guess he didn't know the answer.  He hung up.  
 

SANCTUARY CITIES

So, why don't they have sanctuary cities for those who are sick and tired of paying taxes to a corrupt government? 

NEW TAX

As if there weren't enough taxes in this country... now they're talking about a "flat" tax?  If you get a flat, you get taxed? 

ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR

The I.R.S. says it knows it needs to stop targeting conservative groups. 

INVESTIGATE THE CLINTON FOUNDATION?

The I.R.S. has announced it will not investigate the Clinton Foundation because it has run out of funding. 

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' JUDGES

A Federal Judge has ruled that the I.R.S. must prove that the missing Emails cannot be retrieved and explain how they went missing.  

Hey man... is someone calling the I.R.S. a liar?