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This Chinese "spy" balloon doesn't make any sense. They have their own spy satellites and optical systems that can spot a flea on an ant's ass from 100 miles up. What do they need a spy balloon for? We're being fed another pile of B.S. by Biden and his thugs! The Chinese are up to something else!

The fact they kept it a secret makes me believe it's something sinister. Maybe they're returning some of Biden's classified documents? 

Pelosi's Laptop

Rumor has it that Pelosi's laptop computer has been found on Sarah Palin's fishing boat in Alaska...

 

About Uncle Joe

Is he all there? 

 

Is Uncle Joe Preparing To Bow Out?

THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US

Word is they might close down Congress for a few weeks due to the Coronavirus scare.  

HOW CORONAVIRUS GOT STARTED

Word is that Russia conspired with China to develop Coronavirus so that Trump would look better and get reelected.  I hear Schiff has the absolute proof.  

SHARIA LAW TAKING OVER THE HOUSE?

I hear through the grapevine that Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are demanding the installation of prayer rugs on the House Floor.... facing the East. 

RUMOR HAS IT...

Paul Ryan is about to accept a huge job with the national Chamber of Commerce.  

SUING WASHINTON

There's a rumor floating around that Bethesda, Maryland, may be getting ready to sue Washington, DC, over the stench of the swamp blowing to the northwest.  

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Clayton Moore has been called to testify before Congress about the unmasking scandal.  
 

IVANKA TRUMP'S LESBIAN-RUSSIAN AFFAIR

Several days ago, a neighbor of a suspected Russian agent's ex-wife used a restroom at Trump Tower in New York City.  Fourteen hours later, Ivanka Trump entered the same restroom.  The logical conclusion is that Ivanka is having a lesbian affair with the woman and is passing on American secrets  to her. 

Now, doesn't that just like a NEW YORK TIMES or CNN Headline story?  
 

RUMOR HAS IT

While Trump is overseas on his coming trip, the Democrats are going to invade the White House and install Hillary Clinton to her rightful place as president. 

INFORMED SOURCES

Report that Chuck Schumer wears Russian underpants.  

ACCORDING TO THE LIBERALS...

Trump didn't win the election; Putin did.  

AN INTERESTING NOTE

Way back when, when Bill Clinton was under fire for forcing sex on various women, Hillary was quick to defend him, saying that his sexual exploits had nothing to do with his qualifications to be president.  Now, when she's seeking the presidency, she hollers that Donald Trump can't even look at another woman and be fit for office.  

Come on Hillary, you can't have it both ways.  Either divorce Bill or shut up about Donald.  

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Donald Trump is buying out Brylcreem.  
 

SO OBAMA'S STAYING IN WASHINGTON AFTER HE LEAVES OFFICE?

Word is he's going to organize a Mosque for all of his former White House staffers...
 

ABOUT THAT INFAMOUS CLINTON FOUNDATION

We hear that foundation records of donations and donation amounts don't necessarily agree with the information provided by many donors.  Now, I wonder why that would be?  
 

MICHELLE OBAMA

For Supreme Court Justice. 

MAYBE THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T